Classic sentences that satirize people who shirk their responsibilities

1, you look more poisonous than fake milk powder, making people want to vomit.

Actually, I was not allowed to use the tomahawk at first, because you couldn't let me use it. At least you should let me try. I don't want you to add a lot of stunts when you shoot, saying that I killed the hidden thorn with two or three knives ... When I come out, the people on the opposite side will definitely scold me. I don't have such a powerful weapon to prove that the above one is fake ... Later I learned that they used it. So I tried it for a month and thought it was not bad ... I still use it every day and introduce it to my friends. Come on, let's fight together ... before filming, tell the director to shoot my normal game without any special effects. No, crazy war is crazy war ... I want you to see, I use crazy war like this, and you use crazy war.

In this world, sometimes making mistakes is also an opportunity for people to study hard. If you blame others after making a mistake, you will lose the chance to learn well.

You walk on your red carpet and I cross my zebra crossing!

5. Female patient: You told me to stick out my tongue, why didn't you read it? Doctor: I don't want to see your tongue. I just want you to keep quiet while I write the prescription.

6. What should I do, my child? The moral revival of mankind cannot wait for a moment. Set up your heart of great love. You have an unshirkable moral mission! In the future, society, country and human beings need a large number of moral talents to achieve national peace, social harmony and world harmony! So from now on, my child, firmly shoulder your mission and grow with us! 7. Your humble surface conceals your abnormal heart.

8. Create a sanitary city, sweep the four evils and sweep the urban management!

9. Life is beautiful and sacred for everyone. Chang Yao, a poet in western China, said in his interpretation of human life that life is an unshirkable responsibility. This is a road monument. It's morality. It's Xiongguan. This is a drumstick. It is heroism. Is a perfect person who is always in the process of shaping.

10, anyway: don't let me see you again, if I see you, I will kill you!

1 1. Life is changing rapidly, so we should be prepared. This idea is not negative, nor is it shirking responsibility, but cherishing life and facing the limited beginning of life more actively.

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13, if you pay, you will get something, and the quality of the harvest depends on yourself. Don't look for objective reasons, don't pass the buck, and face the reality bravely. People make mistakes occasionally. Don't be afraid, try again later. Remember: only your efforts can yield, and there is no beautiful job for nothing.

14, seeing you, I finally believe that people are animals.

15, old fans watch TV.