Make your girlfriend laugh.

Make your girlfriend happy. Jokes 1:

1, dad:? How was the exam?

Daughter:? Not so good! ?

Dad:? What did you get in the exam?

Daughter:? Zero in mathematics and six in Chinese?

Dad:? Well, not so good. It's a little off.

2, a sister paper for various reasons, mid-twenties, not married, her father:? Girls can't get married! ?

Her mother:? Either becoming a monk, Emei or Shaolin Temple?

Her father said:? Shaolin Temple, there are many men! ?

There are still a few days before the college entrance examination, and the school will have the last model exam. It is said that the exam is not difficult. As a senior party, I am under great pressure.

My mother encouraged me to say: Come on, son and mother will buy you an apple after the exam! ?

As soon as I heard it, I was full of motivation and the small universe broke out instantly. Sure enough, the result turned out to be grade three!

As soon as my mother was happy to cook a big table, she said cheerfully, well done! Mom decided to reward you in excess! Buy you a catty of apples! ?

My daughter named Gong and my husband named Zhang, a bum, discussed the issue of having children after marriage.

Speaking of names, I said I must have one that is easy to write, pleasant to listen to and easy to remember.

The second-rate husband suddenly said happily, "wife, why don't we ask the children for wages?" It has your surname and my surname on it, which is nothing! " !

Make your girlfriend happy. Joke 2:

1. Dad is a humorous person. He has a pet phrase: my jokes can make you creepy.

One day, my son heard a joke outside and hurried home to tell his mother.

As soon as he entered the door, he imitated his father's voice and shouted, mom, I'm going to tell you a joke that will make your hair stand on end.

As he spoke, he turned around and saw the curly hair style made by his mother. His son couldn't help but say disappointedly, so you also heard it.

When my wife comes back from a business trip, she complains when she sees the mess at home. Why do you feel that there is no room at home every time you come back from outside? Why does everything you buy have to be piled up on the sofa? Is there no room in the storage room, or are you too busy to clean up? How can you stand such a mess at home? What belief supports you to remain calm in such a chaotic environment?

The son ran out of his room and interjected: After the advertisement, "Into Science" will be decrypted for you one by one! ?

Early in the morning, my father got angry and kept a straight face.

I said to my little nephew: You should persuade Grandpa at once. ?

Little nephew smiled. Of course, I'm going. ?

The little nephew went to the sofa, took his father's hand and said, be good, don't be angry. Today we celebrate Children's Day. Where are you going? Take a bumper car or buy candy?

Seeing that dad didn't talk, my little nephew didn't get discouraged. Go on. Then I'll take you to play chess with grandpa Zhao. ?

Dad really can't hold back. . .

4. The unit worked overtime and came back late. As soon as I entered the room, I heard my daughter arguing with her father in the room.

The daughter said:? I have finished three questions, so I can go down and play for a while. ?

Dad said: no, we agreed that you must finish five extracurricular problems every night before you can play. ?

The daughter went on to say: Yesterday you were eating out, but my mother asked me to do three questions and go out to play. ?

Dad thought for a moment and replied loudly, in that case, well, when you finish today's five questions, make up the two that you missed yesterday, and then go out to play. ?

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