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Suitable for betting between couples.

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I didn't hold the handrail on the bus. I just hugged your waist, secretly kissed you and rubbed it on your face. Seeing this, I remembered that I had done it before. When he got off the bus, he laughed very hard. I asked what was going on. He said that an aunt sat next to us with a little boy in her arms, and I held him all the way. The little boy kept staring at us, and the aunt tried to blindfold the child.

2. Have a solid hug when you meet each other better after each farewell. If I am in public, I want you to kiss my face. If no one is around, I want you to kiss my mouth.

Lying on your lap watching TV, let you bring me food.

4. Formulate management regulations for two people, stipulating that it is ok to get angry in the cold war, but it is not allowed to exceed 25 seconds.

5. Encourage you to write novels and be a better reader. Help you find inspiration.

6. Say something that only two people understand with the dialogue in TV series.

7. Tell you when you want to hug, you must be satisfied.

8. Give each other a cute nickname and suddenly call it out in front of outsiders.

9, secretly buy back what you want to buy but are not willing to give up.

10, always using the same style and different colors of toothbrushes, towels and cups, only covering a quilt.

1 1. Every time you travel alone, you bring gifts to each other, even if it is a leaf or a stone.

12, when you are sick, sit on the bed with you, lean your head on my chest, watch TV together, feed you medicine and accompany you for injections.

13. Two people surf the Internet in one room and chat with you through QQ.

14. Wipe your hair and dry it when you are happy.

15, live abroad for a period of time.

16, using the same bank password. And memorize each other's QQ, MSN and email password, but leave some private space for each other.

17, set aside a little money as a fund every month. If anyone has any wish, two people discuss using the money to finish it.

18, stand in front of the mirror and brush your teeth together.

19. No matter who you argue with, two people are always on one side. It is inevitable to quarrel only when there is no one else.

20. If you want to keep a pet, go to the street to find stray cats and dogs to adopt and take care of them.