Cold enough to listen to your jokes.

Only when you find mosquitoes on your balls will you really understand that violence can't solve the problem. Is it funny? Let's laugh together!

Cold to your funny jokes (1) 1. It is said that when two men and one woman walk down the street, all three people will feel like light bulbs?

2, determined to build a cosmopolitan heart, but can not change a homesick stomach.

God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to exchange it at the price of losing ten pounds!

When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know it's true.

5. Time is a butcher knife. Some people are invulnerable, others are chopped to pieces.

6. The rhythm of modern life is that you are sleepy in the morning and lack of spirit at night.

7. I want to leave my job, and my colleagues in the office try their best to keep it. They said who's going to fetch water when I'm gone?

8. Compare two fish, who is handsome? Handsome guy is the dish tonight.

9. People who like to tell me? I've crossed more bridges than you? I admire him from the bottom of my heart, but what I admire is not that he knows more than me, but that he is deadly.

10, smash-proof sticker for Japanese cars: 1. Japanese listen to you, Diaoyu Island Ryukyu is named China; 2. I will buy a car first, 3. Japan is guilty; The car is a Japanese car, and the heart is the heart of China; 4. robbery

Cold enough to make you laugh (2) 1 I have a friend who is seriously ill, and the specific symptoms are very heavy (weight). . .

2. Running fast in running shoes. . . The shoe seller can't catch up with me at all!

3, the funny signboard of the lame: static as paralysis, moving like epilepsy.

4. I always hear advertisements saying: What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly? But I can't figure out how pregnancy can be an accident. Ask an expert for advice.

The mobile company sent a T-shirt to each female college student who started school this year, with four big characters printed on her chest? M-Zone? ,

Unicom does not show weakness after seeing it. Everyone has a pair of shorts, and there is a word on the back of his ass? Ruyi tong? .

6. The most taboo in interpersonal communication is to stand pigeons, but it doesn't matter if you stand them once or twice. The world needs peace! !

Cold to your funny joke (3) 1, closed for a long time, in Hezhou; My Fair Lady, what? What do you say?

2. actually, AV is also a Japanese drama, but. . . It's too direct.

3. Nobody answered the thief's voice in the middle of the night. As soon as he shouted "Stop the rape", the neighbors turned on the lights.

4、? The plural form of Boy is Gay.

I really want to tell those who won the first prize of two-color ball that there are two dollars in your million-dollar prize, and without me, there would be no you today.

6. My English in college is very poor. I always take an extra-thick Oxford English-Chinese dictionary with me when I go out. As long as someone speaks English to me, I will slap him with a dictionary.

7. Treat your wife as a princess, and you are a prince; Treat your wife as a queen, and you are the emperor; When your wife is a nanny, you are a security guard; Treat your wife as a servant girl, and you are a eunuch! So, whether you want to be an emperor or a eunuch depends on the way you treat your wife!

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