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The weasel takes revenge

During the Ming Dynasty, there was a butcher Zhang San who liked to eat game. One day he caught a nest of weasels. One big one and three small ones were ready to be slaughtered after boiling water. The weasels were seen kneeling down one after another, bowing like humans. People passing by quickly reminded Zhang San that these animals have become sperm and will be released quickly, so don't offend them. Good.

? But Zhang San was not willing to let go of his craving for food. He raised the knife and chopped the three small weasels into pieces in front of the big weasel. Eight pieces. The poor big weasel had one foot tied up and was squeaking helplessly.

? After eating and drinking, Zhang San had a good sleep. When it got dark, he planned to kill the remaining weasel and drink it, but there was only a broken weasel tied with hemp rope. Legs, the big weasel has long disappeared. Three months later, Zhang San was introduced to a man from a neighboring village. Who said she couldn't do farm work, but she couldn't stand Gu Liang's good looks, so she hired a matchmaker, paid a betrothal gift, and married Gu Liang. On their wedding night, Zhang San couldn't wait to enter the new house, and soon there were screams. Several young men who were leaning against the wall to listen to the room were laughing at the picture. They hadn't seen a woman in more than three years and they were so horny! But until noon of the next day, no one saw Zhang San coming out to sell pork. They curiously opened the door, and a fishy smell hit their nostrils. When they opened the door again, they saw that Zhang San had been skinned and deboned. On the rafters. And the Gu Liang with the broken leg turned into a weasel and slowly slipped away under everyone's eyes.