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Cat and Mouse Tom tells an interesting story.
Mouse: Uncle, uncle, you look beautiful. The acne pits on your face are one at a time. You don't need to bring a guy to buy soybeans at home. A bird's nest can hold more than two kilograms.
Cat: You are full. Don't make fun of me. You are very talkative. I don't think you want to live. Look at your small figure, such a short person, small nose and eyes, and you are still a model. If you don't accept it, we will copy the guy, punch and kick, and have a meaning and fun.
Mouse: The boundary here is very small. Let's make a hole to draw.
Cat: (White) Whoever is afraid will go.
Mouse: You go first, and I'll come later.
Cat: Well, if you jump into Haihe River, I'll accompany my second uncle. If you go into the frying pan, I'll get firewood at once.
Mouse: Don't talk so much nonsense. Try my pot first.
Cat: (White: Ai Youyou) Your boy is weak and doesn't say hello. Don't blame juwan for his comeback. I'm going to tear down your rat nest.
Mouse: Don't be angry, uncle. Don't be angry. We can't live without you. Here are some flowers. You can keep them first. Whether it is or not, it's my fault. Anyway, we must live together.
Cat: Don't say anything. I'm sorry to hear the news. So, let's live a rich life with Meimei from now on.
Hehe, I didn't learn when I came to Tianjinwei. I learned to drive and killed more than 200 people.
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