Yu-Ching Fei joked.

Yu-Ching Fei jokes set one:

1. Two young women are chatting.

? I found a good way to cut onions without tears. ?

? Really? Tell me how to cut it.

? Let my husband cut it. ?

I always think my friend is very disorganized, but my impression has changed a lot since I helped her move recently.

One of the boxes I moved was labeled: What I found on the ground. ?

3, go to the flower and bird market to buy hamsters, want to try the character of the rat seller, just pretend not to know: can two hamsters be locked in a cage?

The rat seller said sincerely, no, two people are fighting in a cage.

I was thinking of meeting a man with a conscience, and the rat seller said, why don't you buy three, so that when those two fight, someone will stop the fight.

4、? I want to buy a tank. ?

? Then buy it. ?

? Can't afford it, it's so expensive. ?

? Take a credit card and swipe it. ?

? What should I do if I have to pay back my credit card?

? What are you afraid of with tanks? ?

5, shocked and confused: I secretly love a girl, but she is QQ yellow diamond, and it is level 7. I don't think I deserve her. Should I give up?

Yu-Ching Fei jokes 2:

1, old man: Three of my four sons are MBA students.

Friend: What does the fourth one do?

Old man: He never went to school and became a thief.

Friend: Then you can't kick him out of the house?

Old man: Get rid of him? He is the only one who makes money.

2. A part-time job came to a big boss's house for the first time, and a beautifully dressed woman ran out.

The maid said, Your daughter is so beautiful! ?

The boss glared: She is my wife! ?

At this time, another slightly younger woman also came out.

The maid whispered:? Is she your mistress?

The boss said angrily. Asshole, she's my daughter! ?

An old-looking woman is coming this way.

The maid asked again, boss, is she your mother?

The boss is furious: Shut up! She is my ex-wife! ?

When a lawyer was dying, a friend went to the hospital to visit him. Seeing him flipping through the bible, I couldn't help asking. What are you doing?

The dying lawyer said, I look for loopholes in the word of God. ?

The lawyer said to his client: The shopkeeper said you stole from his room, didn't you?

Client:? Absolutely impossible. He didn't see me when I sneaked into his room. He was sleeping soundly at that time.

The old lady in the countryside went to the city to watch a musical, and she was frightened. The girls are not dressed yet. How can the opening ceremony be held?

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