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Who can give me a meaningful short play script for middle school students?
Elder sister (carrying luggage): Zhijie, hurry up, don't dawdle, it's almost home.
Brother: OK, sister, I'll follow you.
At the door, my sister knocked at the door with her hand, and my mother opened the door with a smile. )
Sister and brother: Mom, I'm back.
(Mom smiles and nods)
Sister and brother: Dad, we are back.
Dad: Oh, I'm back. Come on, show dad.
Mom: Come here, daughter. Show it to mom, too Look at our daughter. She is really getting more and more beautiful, just like a movie star.
Dad: My son is taller than me now.
Brother: I am taller than my father, but you forgot!
Dad: Oh. (Looking at her daughter) Hey, daughter, why have you lost weight? Are you hungry at school?
Elder sister: Dad, I'm full at school. Don't worry, I'm not hungry. You don't understand. I call it slim, not thin.
Dad: That's a good thing. Don't be hungry for beauty.
Mom: Yes! Daughter, your father is right (mother looks at Zhijie at this moment), son, why are you black, like a wage earner? It really hurts, mom.
Dad: Wife, what are boys afraid of? Don't worry.
Brother: Yes, it's called health.
Dad (looking at the clock): It's just after noon. You haven't eaten! Honey, go and cook something delicious for the children!
Elder sister: Mom, don't be busy. We all ate at school.
Brother: Yes. I am still full.
Mom: Well, since you ate them all, forget it, son. I think you look listless. Are you tired by bus?
Brother: Yes, I'm suffocating in the car.
Sister (suddenly remembering): Oh, Dad, Mom, I have gifts for you three guys. (turning over the schoolbag)
Dad: What is it?
Mom: Is it too expensive?
Big sister: Mom and Dad, it's free.
Brother (walks up to sister): Sister, I'll see what's good first.
Sister (delighted): I found it. Here, show it to my parents.
Brother (glancing): Here you are, Mom.
Mom: What's this? It's just a piece of paper full of words.
Dad: What is it? Show me carefully, daughter. What does 50 mean here?
Elder sister: Dad, that's my report card. I'm 50, 50 in the whole grade.
Dad: Didn't you always tell me that you got the first and second place in the whole grade? How can I return it? (sad)
Mom: Yes, daughter, what is this?
Sister: Dad, Mom, listen to me. There were not many people in school before, so I could take the exam once or twice. It's different now. The number of schools has increased by hundreds, and the ranking has dropped for a reason. I got 50, and the teacher praised me.
Dad: That's good. She is my daughter, and she has a bright future.
Mom: I believe I can go to college in the future.
Sister: Mom and Dad, you will definitely enjoy your old age in the future.
Dad: Son, aren't you on the same level as your sister? There should also be a report card. Go get it for dad.
Brother: I ... well, don't mention the past, I've already ...
Dad (interrupting his brother): Say something and take out your report card quickly.
Brother: OK (helpless tone)
Dad: Why only 988? Explain it to me quickly.
Brother: Dad, I was right. The number of students in the school has increased. There are thousands!
Dad: Thousands. How many/much?
Brother: ...
Mom: Speak quickly, or your father will be angry.
Dad: Don't say it, right? All right, daughter, you say it.
Sister: Zhijie, be lenient in confession and strict in resistance. Speak for yourself!
Brother (with his head down): ... one thousand.
Mom: Why only 1000? Aren't you at the bottom?
Dad: Son, why are you so polite? You are nothing like your sister. You are angry with me and your mother (shaking your head).
Brother: Dad, Mom, don't be angry. Times are different now. In Japan, when children come home, they will ask, "Did you help others today?" In America, parents will ask, "What questions did you ask today?" In their developed countries, special attention is paid to children's life and cultivation. Unlike in our country, children go home and ask for their grades first.
Dad: Being a man is very important, but when you were a student, your grades were also very important.
Brother: Yes, Dad, you are right.
Dad: Son, our family is poor, and we didn't let you live a good life, but everyone said that studying hard and being admitted to college must have a future. It's for your own good to care about your grades now!
Elder sister: Little brother, you really don't understand.
Dad: Son, I won't hit you either. In a blink of an eye, you are also a high school student. In the village, you are also a scholar. Alas, I remember when you were so tall (hands on your waist), when you were naughty, I often hit you until you were raw, and my heart ached.
Brother: Don't hit me? ! That's great.
Sister: You should call, but Dad won't. I will (raise my hand).
Mom: Stop it, you two. Your dad's not finished.
Dad: I won't hit you. If you think of yourself, you are not young. It's time to wake up. Whether it will be good or bad in the future depends on your nature. Okay, I don't want to talk about it. It's rare to come back. We should be happy. Don't be like a bitter gourd. You are thirsty. Dad brings you water (turns around).
Sister (pulling Dad): We are not thirsty. Come on, little brother, don't you have something to say to dad? (Blinking) Right, little brother?
Brother: Oh, Dad, the world is in troubled times, I can't tell, but heroes (loudly) belong to you and me.
Sister: Where have you been? I am very angry.
Brother: Sister, don't be angry. It's called cooking wine and being a hero. My father worked hard all his life. I think he is a hero. Of course, so is my mother.
Elder sister: That's more like it.
Dad: Shame on you, what a hero! As long as you are good, dad's hard work is nothing.
Brother: Dad, I remember when you were a child, you sold our only bike to us to watch TV, and then borrowed some money from your neighbor to buy a black-and-white TV. You sold a pair of leather shoes and borrowed money from your neighbor to buy that bike.
Dad (smiling): Oh, yes, I bought that pair of leather shoes when I was a son-in-law.
Sister: Look, Dad smiled.
Brother: Actually, Dad, I know what to do. I can give you a good life, and so can I.
Dad: OK, OK, don't talk or do it.
Brother: Dad, I know.
Mom: Work hard, I believe you.
Brother: Haha, that's for sure.
Elder sister: Just don't get carried away.
Brother: Dad, I have a present for you. (takes it out of the bag) Here, take it.
Dad: This is a watch (look carefully). Why can't I read it?
Brother: Dad, this is an electronic watch. You can't read it. I'll teach you.
Mom: (looks at her watch) It's really nice. Fighting again. It cost a lot of money. Don't waste it
Brother: I know, this kind of performance is very cheap outside. I bought it because today is a special day.
Dad: What day?
Elder sister: Father's Day. Today is Father's Day.
Mom: Father's Day?
Elder sister: Yes, it's dad's holiday.
Brother: People in this city are celebrating festivals. We can't fall behind!
Dad: But how can we spend our holidays?
Sister: Dad, as long as you are happy, the festival will be a success.
Dad: Yes, I'm sure. Of course I am happy to have such a good child and gift to accompany me.
Brother: Let's have a big meal tonight to celebrate the festival!
Elder sister: You are greedy, but you will never change your mind.
Mom: Let's package jiaozi, just like Chinese New Year, OK?
Elder sister: OK!
Mom: Then I'll prepare first.
Sister: Mom, let me help (turn around). You too. Let's go
Brother: no.
Dad: Haha
answer to a curtain call
2 ... go home
Time and contemporary, night
On the highway, inside and outside the car
Qin is always in his forties.
Secretary Jiang is twenty-four years old this year
Mrs Qin is thirty-six.
Snowflakes are floating in the sky. In the virtual carriage, sitting with Jiang's secretary Qin.
[Qin has been holding the steering wheel, banging around.
[Jiang secretary in the co-pilot seat for a while left for a while right.
Secretary Jiang (clutching his chest painfully) Manager Qin, I'm going to throw up!
Manager Qin? Xiaojiang, are you carsick?
Secretary Jiang usually doesn't feel dizzy, but today you always take the ramp. This car is like a yangko. How can I not?
Dizzy!
Manager Qin (laughs) Aren't you in a hurry to go home? With so many cars, I have to make a hole in the mountain to see where the needle is.
Secretary Jiang, then I won't rush back.
[Qin always stepped on the brakes, and with a "honk", both of them leaned forward.
Secretary Jiang (caressing his chest) why are there so many cars today?
Manager Qin is not afraid of cars, but of traffic jams. In my experience, if this section is blocked, the front is blocked; This paragraph
A squeeze in front must be "constipation".
Secretary Jiang (laughing, but uneasy) my family is still waiting for me to go back and eat my 24-year-old birthday cake!
Captain Qin (looking at her) is twenty-four, and he is still in the mood to fall in love! My wife is only one round older than you, 36.
Coincidentally, Secretary Jiang is a pig.
Manager Qin is not a pig, one is a baby pig and the other is a pig head three.
Secretary Jiang, why do you say that about your wife? ...
[Cell phone rings. Another performance area is catching up, and Mrs Qin is on the phone.
General manager Qin (looking at the mobile phone) said: Speak of the devil! (impatient) Hey!
Why hasn't Mrs. Qin come back (gently)?
It is good that Qin can always get home before 12.
[Secretary Jiang opened the door and went out, put his hand on his forehead and stood on tiptoe to "look out".
What happened to Mrs. Qin? Are you busy at work?
Manager Qin is not busy, but the traffic police are busy-traffic jam.
Secretary Jiang (interrupting) The worst traffic jam of this century!
Mrs Qin, who's talking next to you?
Manager Qin (gesturing to Secretary Jiang to tell her not to make any noise) agrees. (imitating secretary Jiang's voice) Traffic jam-traffic jam
Cars-traffic jams-that's it, okay?
Mrs. Qin, this echo is strange enough.
Manager Qin, you don't believe me? (Swear) If I lie to you, I will stop this heavy snow at once!
【 The words sound just fell and the snow really stopped.
Secretary Jiang, I am dizzy!
General manager Qin (looking at the sky, muttering) Why isn't he so smart at ordinary times?
Mrs Qin (laughs) Then try to come back as soon as possible. The road is slippery when it snows, so drive carefully.
[After the lights went out, Mrs. Qin disappeared and the stage was restored to its original state.
Secretary Jiang, how did I become an "echo"?
Qin is always afraid of his wife's oversensitive!
Secretary Jiang, really? Your wife is an understanding person.
Qin always doesn't talk about this. It's cold outside. You should get on the bus to keep warm.
[Secretary Jiang sat back, closed the door and rubbed his hands.
Secretary Jiang (looking at his watch, depressed) Alas, we are going to miss today's birthday dinner!
Manager Qin (secretly happy) doesn't matter, it's a romantic way to celebrate his birthday!
Secretary Jiang (exaggerating) is coming? What do you want? It's nothing. What is romance?
General manager Qin (tentative) why is there no requirement? I'm with you!
Secretary Jiang, what about you? Isn't your wife waiting for you to come home?
Director Qin (despises) her? (Looking at Secretary Jiang) Jiang, you know, a middle-aged woman, no matter how good, is also.
Not as charming as young girls. (He puts his arm on the chair of Secretary Jiang as he talks) For example, she doesn't have the vigor and vitality of you. (Slowly) I've been watching you for a long time.
Secretary Jiang (pretending not to understand amorous feelings) Really? She has her mature charm, and I have my regrets.
Youth.
Manager Qin (more energetic, insincere) You see that you have just gone out for a while, and your face is red with cold, but you look much better ... (Move your arm from the chair to Secretary Jiang's shoulder) If only there were a bowl of hot soup. ...
Secretary Jiang (can't bear it, jump up and break Qin Zong's hand loudly) Qin Zong!
[The phone rings again. Both of them got a fright and sat down. Manager Qin answers the phone.
[Chasing light, Mrs. Qin appeared in another performance area.
Is Mrs. Qin still stuck in traffic? Where are you?
Manager Qin is still near the "museum" (looking at Secretary Jiang shaking his head and sighing, pun intended)
There is no progress at all. I'm so worried!
Is Mrs Qin the "Jiangkou District Museum"?
Qin has always been. Look at this posture. There are at least two hours left. Go to sleep first.
Mrs Qin is fine. I'm in no hurry.
【 Hang up, Mrs Qin disappears, and the stage is restored to its original state.
Director Qin Xiaojiang, we'll talk again.
Secretary Qin Jiang, I can make things clear to you. (talking and waving, stupid and innocent) I'll take yours.
I got a ride because the bus was crowded and I was in a hurry to go home. I came to work in your company because I think you have a chance.
Too much, but also exercise people. I have always respected you. I don't mind you calling me baby pig. If you think
I am a piece of fresh pork, just waiting for you to eat, you are wrong!
Manager Qin (I didn't expect her to be so direct and embarrassed) Hehe, actually ... I didn't mean anything else.
Secretary Jiang (pushes open the door) It seems that I have to report for duty tomorrow! Sorry, my home is not far from here. I
Walk back by yourself! (Get off and close the door)
Manager Qin (a little sorry) Xiaojiang Xiaojiang! I hired you as a secretary because of your ability, not your face!
I promise it won't happen again, okay?
[The phone rings again. Mrs Qin appeared as before.
Is Mrs Qin still trapped in the museum?
Manager Qin (angry) Yes, I spent the night in the car today. Are you satisfied? You don't trust me very much,
Soul-chasing phone calls one after another?
Mrs Qin (good temper) No, I have arrived at the "Flying Hongqiao" now.
Chief Qin (frightened) What? It's too cold outside, you ...
[Jiang secretary looked at him with attention.
Mrs. Qin, I was afraid you were hungry, so I boiled the soup and put it in a thermos. It's blocked like an iron bucket, and a tricycle can't get through.
Come on, I have to go.
Director Qin (moved) Where have you been? Why can't I see you? (Looking around)
Secretary Jiang (can't help sticking his head in) There are too many cars, and she can't find them!
Mrs Qin, who's talking next to you?
Manager Qin is a yes-man
Mrs Qin (laughs) Oh. I'm on the right of the museum. Please call me when you see me. (hang
Phone, hide it. )
Mr. Qin, Secretary Jiang, I'm leaving first. My home is really not far from here. (To be continued)
Manager Qin (still looking out of the car, absent-minded) Oh, well, be careful yourself. (suddenly screaming, waving)
Honey, I'm here, here!
Secretary Jiang (smiling, walking around) how can she hear? Do you think you can "walk Wan Li Road"?
Manager Qin is right. (honking the horn and changing the headlights)
[Mrs Qin thermos flask in one hand and waving in the other.
Secretary Jiang (smiling happily) seems to have no need to resign. Go home and eat cake, haha! (coming down from the other side)
General manager Qin (gets off the bus and greets him excitedly) is here?
Mrs Qin (laughs) is here!
Mr. Qin (talking to Mrs. Qin at the same time) is frozen stiff?
Mrs Qin (talking to manager Qin at the same time) is hungry?
[two people at the same time one leng.
[Music gently rings, Julie's Hand in Hand: Because I love your love and dream your dream, I am sad for your sadness and happy for your happiness. ...
Qin is a quick director, keeping warm in the car. (takes Mrs. Qin's hand into the car and closes the door)
Mrs. Qin (sitting in the secretary's seat with soup) is here. Drink it while it's hot. (looking for) huh? How is she?
Qin Zong (surprised) who?
Mrs. Qin (humorously) "echoed"!
Manager Qin (embarrassed) What? You know ...
Mrs Qin (gracefully) Well, let's have soup while it's hot.
Manager Qin (moved) can't drink incense alone, so let's drink together!
[Two people drink soup.
It's snowing again, and snowflakes are flying. The song goes on to say: I am happy for your happiness, and I am chasing for your pursuit, because I passed by your road and suffered from your pain. ...
Mrs. Qin (sigh with emotion) When you started from scratch, we were reluctant to spend money on delicious food and often drank soup.
Qinzong (emotionally) was not drinking yam hen soup, but white water cabbage soup.
Although Mrs. Qin's life is very bitter, I really miss it now that I think about it. ...
Manager Qin (guilty and happy) Yes, we should always think of those days. ...
[The faces of two people are getting closer. Suddenly, the car starts back and forth. The music stopped.
Mrs. Qin (excitedly) stopped!
Manager Qin is (excitedly) unobstructed!
Mrs. Qin (subconsciously) starts here, and we are on the right track.
Qin Zong (consciously) is on the right track! Honey, let's go home!
[Singing loudly: Maybe holding hands, past lives may not be easy. Maybe with the company, this life is still.
Busier. So hold hands and walk together in the afterlife. So I have a companion, and I am not old.
The moon can turn back.
[Turn off the lights.
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