Anyone who has something about Mandarin, anything will do!

Are you interested in telling jokes about Mandarin?

"Rabbits, shrimps, pigtails, pickles are too expensive! Comrades and villagers, pay attention, now the meeting is over! )

"No pickles, please sausage pickles." (Don't talk, please talk to the township head now.)

"I'll pick a piece of shit to add to everyone." (I'll tell you a story.)

A countryman went to Beijing and said to the conductor on the bus with ten dollars, "Have you seen it?" "Have you seen it?"

An old man arrived at the station to go back to his parents' home. When he arrived at the station, he got on a bus. When the bus drove, he found that he got on the wrong bus. So he shouted, "I'm on the wrong bus, and I'm on the wrong bus." (Hakka dialect, the car is homophonic). Someone next to him thought that he was rejuvenated. His brain was a little abnormal. He smiled and said to him, "Old woman, you are riding a bus. Are you happy? I learned later that he got on the wrong bus.