The amazing twist of a college couple’s love story that makes their boyfriend laugh

The amazing twist that made my boyfriend laugh

On the subway, it was said that it is forbidden to carry flammable and explosive materials, so I got off the bus silently, because I am

so cute burst.

In this final exam, I will tell you with my strength

There are very few people in our grade.

As long as you are my friend from now on, if you have no money, just tell me.

As long as I am free, I can tell you about it. When I have no money, I will tell you. How to spend it, especially recently.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I would rather not take it.

Canteen aunt: Don’t eat it!

I will never forget the first words Ma Yun’s father said to me:

I don’t know you

I started working hard when I was 15 years old, and I have grown from nothing to what I am now. /p>

Peniless

Please click on the full text, I have something to say to you:

Please close the full text, I don’t want to say it anymore.

Why don’t I have a stunningly beautiful daughter?

But my mother does. I’m really jealous of her.

Don’t rush to blame her when you have a fight with your boyfriend. Instead, he should reflect on himself first.

If it is really his fault, then think carefully about how to blame it on him.

No one can get close to him with ten wild horses.

The parrot and the chameleon fell in love, but after ten days the parrot broke up: My mother did not allow us to be together.

The chameleon was surprised: What happened? What did you say to your mother?

I told you the truth, I said you would change color whenever I got close to you, and my mother would say you were a gangster and couldn’t believe it

The pony was carrying grain on his back. . Uncle Niu said: It's okay, the water is very shallow, it just reached my calf. Just as the pony was about to cross, the little squirrel stopped him and said: No, no, the water is very deep. I had a friend two days ago.

Pony thought about it for a while, then turned around and kicked Uncle Niu: You only have long legs!

I don’t know since when, life has become more and more difficult. Like myself, like Peng Yuhao’s wife.

A man’s words are as deceptive as the sun in winter.

The Jade Emperor is very old, but he refuses to change his name. The Jade Emperor, because his father greeted him, he said: Here you go, Old Emperor?

A: Do you have ten thousand in hand? If you have ten thousand, call me. B: Yes, there is, but if I keep it, it’s still useful

The honey is useful! A: Please, I’ve been doing this for ten times in an afternoon, so please help me!

One day, classmate Xiao Ming said that you were really 290.

The classmate didn’t know what he meant?

Xiao Ming said, “It’s just 250 38 2.” This is you.