Are there any interesting stories about famous people? For example, Lu Xun is the review and expansion fifth of the sixth grade volume of the People's Education Press.

1. This is the story of Ji Xiaolan, a great scholar from the Qing Dynasty:

When Mr. Ji was very young, he was both smart and naughty, and often made his teacher laugh and laugh (the teacher’s surname was Shi); One day, Ji Xiaolan took a little yellow bird to the school to play. When he was having fun, Teacher Shi came in. Ji Xiaolan immediately hid the bird behind a loose brick on the wall. Teacher Shi also saw it, and he deliberately I pretended not to know and took his class. But when Teacher Shi walked to the wall while chanting a poem, he suddenly pushed the brick back with his hand, and the poor bird was crushed to death. The teacher even chanted proudly:

"The beautiful bird with fine feathers dies after a brick"

Ji Xiaolan thought for a while and said, "Teacher, can I give you a sentence?" The teacher was still very proud and said, "Of course." Ji Xiaolan Said: "You are reciting fine birds with fine feathers. I will give you a pair of rough-haired beasts. Your bricks and mine will be stones. The last will be first, and the dead will be life. This is:

"The rough-haired beasts are stone. Sir"

After hearing this, the teacher knew that Ji Xiaolan was scolding him with a homophonic pronunciation, and his nose was twisted with anger, but he was not right or wrong!

Second, Su Dongpo and Buddha Seal

Su Dongpo was in Hangzhou and liked to make friends with the monks of the West Lake Temple. He was the best friend with the monk Foyin of Shengshan Temple. The two of them often joked while drinking and reciting poems.

Monk Foyin was delicious. Whenever Su Dongpo entertained guests at banquets, he always came uninvited. One night, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit the West Lake. There were a lot of wine and food on the boat. As the cruise ship left the shore, Su Dongpo smiled and said to Huang Tingjian: "Foyin has to come to every gathering. Tonight we will take a boat to the lake to drink and recite poems and have a good time. He will not be able to come anyway." Who knows? Monk Foyin had long ago heard that Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were going to visit the lake, so he hid under the cabin board before they boarded the boat.

The bright moon was in the sky, the cool breeze was refreshing, and the fragrance of lotus filled the lake. The cruise ship slowly came to the Three Pagodas of the West Lake. Su Dongpo held the wine glass, twirled his beard, and happily said to Huang Tingjian: "There is no Buddha seal today. , we are quite quiet, let’s start with a drinking order. The first two sentences should use the word "Ji Jing", and the last two sentences should end with the word "哉". Huang Tingjian said: "Okay!" Su Dongpo said first:

When the clouds part and the bright moon comes out, what can the sky say? What can God say?

Huang Tingjian looked at the lotus flowers in the lake, and then said:

Pull the lotus seeds apart, and the fish will come out, and they will find their place! Well done!

At this time, Foyin could no longer bear it under the cabin board. After hearing what Huang Tingjian said, he pushed the cabin board away, climbed out, and said:

Ship board Push it aside and the Buddha's seal comes out. It's so frustrating! It’s so frustrating!

Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian were startled when they saw a man suddenly crawling out from under the plank of the ship. When they looked carefully, they found that it was Foyin. When they heard him utter these four lines of poetry, they couldn't help but be moved. Laughed loudly.

Su Dongpo took the Buddha seal and sat down and said: "You hid it well and you did it well. Today, you have eaten it again!" So the three of them admired the moon and went to the lake, talking and laughing.

One day, Su Dongpo instructed the chef to wash and cut open a live grass carp from West Lake, cut it into five pieces, and steam it with ham, green onions and ginger. The chef cooks it and sends it to the study. When Su Dongpo saw it, it was hot and fragrant, with knife marks on the fish like willows. He kept shouting: "What a five-liver fish!" Just as he raised his chopsticks to eat, suddenly he saw a figure flash outside the window, and Monk Foyin came. Su Dongpo thought to himself: "Hey, what a monk who rushes to eat. If you don't come early, you won't come late! I was just about to eat fish, but you came over. I won't let you eat today. What will you do?" Put this plate of fish on the bookshelf.

Foyin had already seen the plate of fish outside the window and thought: Okay, no matter how well you hide it! I want you to take it out too! Su Dongpo smiled and asked Foyin to sit down and asked: "The great monk is not in the temple, what do you want to teach you here?" Foyin replied seriously: "I came here to ask you a word today." "What word!" "You are here?" How to write the character "苏" in the surname Su?" When Su Dongpo heard this, he frowned. He knew that Foyin was a good scholar and he couldn't even write the character "苏". He must be famous, so he pretended to answer seriously: " Oh, the word "Su" has the prefix "草" on the top, the word "鱼" on the left at the bottom, and the word "禾" on the right.

Foyin also pretended to be confused and asked: "Oh, what if the left side of the prefix "草" is "禾" and the right side is "fish"? " Su Dongpo said: "Then we should still read "Su"." Foyin pressed it and said: "What about putting "fish" on top of the grass character head? Su Dongpo hurriedly said: "Hey, that won't work!" Foyin laughed loudly and said: "Okay! You said putting the fish on it won't work, then take the fish down!" Su Dongpo suddenly came to his senses! Foyin kept saying that he wanted to eat his plate of five-leaf fish.

One time, Foyin was in the temple. Knowing that Su Dongpo was coming, he still steamed a plate of five-leaf fish. Just then Su Dongpo came in. Foyin thought, last time you made fun of me, today I will also give you a hard time. There happened to be a chime nearby, so he casually put the fish in the chime.

Su Dongpo had already seen it and pretended not to know. As soon as he sat down, he sighed deliberately "Alas". Foyin knew that Su Dongpo had an optimistic personality, and asked in confusion: "Prefect, why are you looking so sad today?" Su Dongpo replied: "Alas, you don't know something, great monk. I wanted to write a couplet this morning, but I just finished it. The second couplet is hard to come by. I can’t think of it, so I’m upset!” Foyin asked, “I don’t know what the first couplet is?” Su Dongpo replied, “The first couplet is ‘Spring is always there at Xiangyang Gate.’” Foyin asked. When I heard it, I felt funny in my heart: This couplet was posted in every household, but he used it to tease me. I didn’t know what kind of medicine was sold in Su Dong’s garbage gourd. So he said calmly: "Let me give it to you, right? The second line is "People who have accumulated good deeds will have more than enough to celebrate."" Su Dongpo kept shouting: "Ah, you are a talented person! It turns out that there is a fish (surplus) in your chime (celebration). ! Come on, take it out and eat it." Foyin suddenly understood and took the fish out of the chime.

Third, when Yu Qian was a child, his hair was tied up in two buns, and a monk laughed at him:

"A bull's head likes to have dragon horns"

Yu Qian immediately replied:

"Ivory never came out of a dog's mouth"

But after Yu Qian came home, he told his mother, who immediately helped him comb his hair into a triangle. When Yu Qian went out, he met the monk again, and the monk laughed at him again. :

"A triangle is like a drum stand"

Yu Qian replied:

"A bald head is like a hammer"

The monk listened. Speechless.

Third, Chang'e originally loved the man in green

Once upon a time, there was a scene where a courtier had a beautiful girl, and her superiors repeatedly signaled to her to take her as a concubine. The staff member did not dare to disobey him, but he was also afraid of wronging his daughter. When he and his wife were hesitant and frowning, their daughter came to say hello. When she saw this, she asked the two elders what they were worried about. The parents had no choice but to tell the truth.

The daughter was extremely intelligent and filial to her parents, so she had an idea and said to the two elders: "I have three conditions. First, not only do I have the orders of my parents, but I also have to have the words of a matchmaker. I should ask the prince to be a matchmaker. Secondly, the betrothal gift must include rose gems, yellow orbs and other treasures; thirdly, a pair must be matched before entering the bridal chamber. If one of the three is missing, I will never marry him."

Father. Nod and say yes. The next day I reported to the high official and he agreed one by one. On the day of welcoming the bride, the luxurious style was needless to say. After the wine was drunk and the guests had dispersed, the official stepped forward to enter the bridal chamber, but was blocked by the maid and asked to face the couple. He saw a red note that read: Bamboo reflects peach blossom, so does a gentleman. Greedy for red and pink. The senior official looked at Juanxiu's handwriting and couldn't understand it for a moment, so he moved to the courtyard. Just as he was looking up at the bright moon in the sky and chanting oh repeatedly, a subordinate came over and asked: "If you don't enter the bridal chamber, why are you still reciting poems and writing poems?" The official told him about the request. After listening to it, the subordinates praised it repeatedly. The first couplet was ingenious, the bamboo called a gentleman, and the red and pink peach blossoms made a double entendre. I couldn't help but think about it in silence.

At this time, the stars and the moon shone brightly, and the shadows of the trees danced, which suddenly touched the inspiration of the subordinate. He shook his head and swayed his tail and chanted: The moon penetrates the willows, Chang'e loves the man in green.

The senior official even said: "Excellent! Excellent! There will be many rewards tomorrow." Then he went straight to the bridal chamber to hand in the papers.

The maid presented the couplet, and the girl pondered it for a while, then wrote and commented: "I am from the second place in the public lineage. Although the workmanship of the couplet is beautiful, I am afraid it is not the result of originality." When high officials saw the criticism, they were ashamed. He thought for a moment, then resolutely left the bridal chamber, went to find the subordinate, asked him to enter the bridal chamber, and gave him the entire dowry as a gift.

Fourth, Mr. Li Song Er, wooden feet

It is said that during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there were two scholars in Guangdong who thought they were very talented, one Li and the other Song. Traveling, admiring the mountains and scenery along the way, and combining poems and couplets, it feels so uncomfortable.

After swimming for a long time, I was tired and thirsty. I saw a seventy-year-old monk enjoying the cool under the shade of a tree in front of me, with a gourd beside him, so he came forward to ask for water.

The old monk looked at the two of them and said, "What are your last names?" There is water, but you have to match the pair. If you match the right pair, you can drink the water. The two scholars readily agreed and reported their surnames of Li and Song. After hearing this, the old monk put the two people's surnames into a couplet and said: Mr. Li Song Er has wooden legs and wooden feet. After listening to the couplet, the two scholars saw that the couplet was mocking themselves, and they failed to get it right even after being right for a long time. Not only did they not get a drink of water, but they also felt bored and left in frustration.

This story has been circulated among the people for hundreds of years. In the 1980s, a reader of "Guangdong Peasant Newspaper" compiled the story into a paper and submitted it to the newspaper. 36 couplet lovers were enthusiastic Regarding the second line, only Huang Wenchang, a reader from Yangchun County, got it right.

His second line is: Miss Gong and Pang, dragon head and dragon body