Please tell me a joke, the one about Tang Monk Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong Sha Monk flying on a plane

Tang Monk and four others took a plane to travel. The plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, Tang Seng said, everyone should answer the questions, and those who can’t answer will jump down.

Tang Monk: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Seng: Okay, I’ll give you one.

Tang Monk: Sha Monk, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: One.

Tang Seng: Okay, I’ll give you one too.

Bajie on the side was so happy for such a simple question.

Tang Monk: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

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Bajie jumped down.

Not long after, the four of them took a plane to travel again. It crashed again on the way and still only had three parachutes.

They continued to answer questions.

Tang Monk: Wukong, when was the People’s Republic of China established?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Monk: OK. Give you a handful.

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many people died in the liberation war?

Sha Seng: 2.5 million people.

Tang Seng: Okay, I’ll give you one too.

Tang Monk: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

... Bajie had no choice but to jump down again.

The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was another accident on the way.

At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don’t need to ask, I will dance by myself.

Then he jumped.

Tang Monk put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time!

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The four masters and apprentices were on their way. Suddenly, the sky was filled with yellow sand and many monsters fell from the sky.

The three apprentices were shocked when they saw this, and jumped up to Tang Monk to defend themselves from the enemy. However, they saw all the monsters coming forward to catch Zhu Bajie, and then turned around and ran away.

Wukong was caught off guard. When he came to his senses, the monsters were far away. Bajie was surprised and shouted: "You caught the wrong one. The white and tender one below is Tang Monk! Why did you catch me, an old pig?"

The monster leader was in mid-air and turned around and replied: "Damn, the price of pork has skyrocketed, and I haven't tasted meat in three years. It is said that Tang Monk's meat can live forever, but I don't know whether it is true or not. It's important to eat pork now!"