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Send me a joke! I am a baby elephant. Dog: I am a puppy.

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Wait for the math teacher to say that I will teach advanced math this semester.

The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester.

The analog electronics teacher said that I teach analog electronics this semester.

The socialist economy teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.

The students of the Railway Institute said: I am from the "Iron Institute"

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!

Kitten said, everyone in the village calls me kitten.

The calf said it was nice for the villagers to call me calf.

Pony said it was nice for the villagers to call me Pony.

The rabbit says you can talk. I'll go first.

Old turtle says outsiders call me grandpa turtle.

Chinemys reevesii said it's good for outsiders to call me Grandpa Tortoise.

China turtle said it's good for outsiders to call me Lao Zi.

The little turtle and the little turtle said, you can talk, so let's go first.

The male rabbit said that everyone called me rabbit dad.

Boars say it's good to call dad pig.

The male dog says it's good to call the dog dad.

The rooster says you can talk. I'll go first.