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In college, my roommate was a girl who loved crime. She likes to tease stray cats in school. Walking with her on campus one day, she squatted down and grabbed the cat's tail: "Look how cute this kitten is!" " Me: You can't pull the cat's tail! "She:" Why? "Me:" Pulling a cat's tail will cause diarrhea. " She: "Oh. After thinking for half a minute, he asked, "Cat or me?" "

"I am hungry" is a lovely sentence. Tell mom: I'm hungry! Mom will get up immediately and say, I'll cook! Tell dad: I'm hungry! Dad will smile and say, let's go out to eat! Say to my boyfriend: I'm hungry! He will gently ask: What do you want to eat? Tell your girlfriend: I'm hungry! She will always reply to you: Me too. ...

The invigilator found that some students were cheating and angrily pointed at the students and shouted: You … you … you … you … you … you dare to cheat, stand up!

Then five students stood up!

One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

Confused, the man replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"

The whole car is hilarious!

The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!