There is a joke that farting for fifteen minutes will still make your eyes hot.

I went to eat mala Tang and put in half a bowl of Chili oil. Take a taxi home after dinner and ask the driver while walking: Can I fart? The driver said in a hurry: you fucking let go, I didn't fucking block your ass. Great, a fart has been released 15 minutes, and he is comfortable. Just watching the blue smoke coming out of the car, he couldn't see the way. The driver will double flash forward and ask the driver if I farted. At this time, the drivers cried and said, don't let go, big brother, even if it stinks, the key is fucking spicy eyes.