Jokes about lottery tickets

There is a middle-aged man who goes to church to pray every three or two days, and the content of each prayer is almost the same.

When he first went to church, he knelt before the altar and whispered devoutly, "God, please remember that I have feared you for many years." . Let me win the lottery once! Amen. "

A few days later, he returned to the church in frustration, kneeling and praying: "God, why don't you let me win the lottery?" ? I am willing to serve you more humbly. Please let me win the lottery once! Amen. "

A few days later, he appeared in the church again and repeated his prayers. So on and on, praying constantly. For the last time, he knelt down and said, "My God, why didn't you listen to my prayer? Let me win the lottery once! Just once, let me solve all the difficulties, and I will dedicate my life to serve you wholeheartedly ... "

Just then, a grand and solemn voice sounded from the altar: "I have been listening to your prayers." But at least? You should also buy a lottery ticket first! "