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What if Song Wu joins Pan Jinlian? Will Pan Jinlian still kill Wu Dalang?

When it comes to Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, people will definitely scoff. After all, as a representative of adulterers and adulterers, he has been notorious for thousands of years. Pan Jinlian not only had an affair with Ximen Qing, but also listened to Wang Po's instructions to poison her husband Wu Dalang with arsenic. Although he was finally beheaded by Song Wu to show his respect for his brother, it was difficult to make up for his crime.

But Ximen Qing was not the first person to seduce Pan Jinlian, because Pan Jinlian was unhappy all day long beside this "three inches golden, dead tree skin", until he saw Song Wu, he was elated and had an affair. Pan Jinlian is outstanding in appearance and beauty, and it is no exaggeration to be called a beauty. Everyone has desires. Besides, Song Wu was a handsome man and a tiger hero, and he became the leader of yanggu county. Beauty loves heroes since ancient times, and Pan Jinlian fell in love with Song Wu at first sight. Unfortunately, Song Wu was too loyal, never dared to deviate, and did something compared with his brother, which angered Pan Jinlian. Coupled with Ximen Qing's hook-up and Wang Po's instigation, Wu Dalang's tragedy was caused.

If Song Wu didn't resist the temptation and stick to the principle and bottom line, would Pan Jinlian still kill Wu Dalang? In fact, this is very simple, and the original has given the answer.

Pan Jinlian flew into a rage after being rejected by Song Wu. Actually, it's not that Pan Jinlian is angry, and Song Wu despises himself, but that Pan Jinlian has been facing Wu Dalang for many years, and his resentment is too great. After all, the beauty of Pan Jinlian can be described as excellent. Even without the beauty of closing your eyes and feeling ashamed of flowers, it is a stunning beauty. Coincidentally, when Pan Jinlian submitted to humiliation, he happened to meet Ximen Qing. Ximen Qing is a master at picking up girls. Seeing the beauty of Pan Jinlian, he couldn't wait to swallow it. Under Wang Po's trick, Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian hit it off and made love in a teahouse in Wang Po every day, so happy.

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. Brother Yun, who sells pears, found out about it. Brother Yun told Wu Dalang to catch him. Although Wu Dalang is only five feet tall, he is an adult now. He broke into Wang Po's teahouse and kicked the door open. It's a pity that Ximen Qing kicked in the middle and vomited blood. Next, it was clear to everyone that Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian saw that their affairs had been discovered, so they had to turn to Wang Po for help. Wang Po instigated Pan Jinlian to kill Wu Dalang with poison, so that he could be a pair of mandarin ducks for a long time. In this way, before his brother Song Wu came back from a business trip, Wu Dalang died at the hands of the adulterers and adulterers.

But then again, this is the plot in the original. What does this have to do with Song Wu? Actually, it's very simple, because Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing wanted to be a pair of wild mandarin ducks, and they cheated on each other for a long time without Wu Dalang's knowledge. So unless absolutely necessary, Wu Dalang will not be poisoned. If Song Wu joins Pan Jinlian, he will probably become the second in Ximen Qing, meeting Pan Jinlian secretly and doing things quietly. And Song Wuzheng lives in his brother's house, and he can see his sister-in-law all day, which is much more convenient than Ximen Qing. When Wu Dalang went out to sell baked wheat cakes, Pan Jinlian had plenty of time to date Song Wu.

Doing things at home is much safer than going out, and neighbors don't know it. Why did Pan Jinlian poison Wu Dalang? So after Song Wu left Pan Jinlian, he would probably choose to be happy at home.

In another case, Song Wuhui ran away from home with Pan Jinlian and disappeared in front of Wu Dalang.

Song Wu is the most vengeful person in Water Margin. I will be as good to you as you are to me. Song Jiang thanked the Song Wudang brothers and Song Wu for their obedience. Wu Dalang and Song Wu were brothers, and their parents died young. It was Wu Dalang who raised Song Wu. Maybe Song Wu ate too much and Wu Dalang was too tired. Therefore, in the face of Wu Dalang, who has great goodwill to himself, Song Wu would never do so anyway. If so, wouldn't it be the tiger thief Takejiro? At this time, even if Pan Jinlian wanted to persecute Wu Dalang, Song Wu would not agree.

For Song Wu, if he is with Pan Jinlian, the biggest problem he encounters comes from moral condemnation, which is unacceptable in China. People's breath will drown you. Although Song Wu has a hard fist and the ability to kill a tiger, it is actually useless and useless in the sea of Wang Yang. Waiting for him is being reviled, just like a rat crossing the street. Therefore, it is the best choice to run away from home, find a place where no one knows, and be alone with Pan Jinlian.

Since he chose to leave yanggu county, there would be no motive to poison Wu Dalang. After all, Wu Dalang had to break his teeth and swallow his stomach, so he had to endure it. Song Wu is Wu Dalang's brother. Wu Dalang is too timid to report to the authorities. After all, Wu Dalang is also a proud man, afraid of being laughed at by his neighbors.

Song Wu in Water Margin is an indomitable spirit. Pan Jinlian exhausted all his strength and methods, but he still failed to win Song Wu's heart. Song Wu is really worse than a pig and a dog. He directly beat Pan Jinlian to the bottom. She fully understood that it was impossible for her and Song Wu, so she went to hang out with Ximen Qing instead. This step by step caused the tragedy of Wu Dalang, which was ruined by Pan Jinlian's bowl of poison.