The lines of Zhao Benshan's funny sketch "Famous"

Part/dialogue/lines/lines are what the characters say in the drama performance. It is the main means for playwrights to express plots, portray characters and embody themes. It is also a basic part of the script. The following lines were carefully choreographed by me. Zhao Benshan's funny sketch "Famous" is for reference only. Welcome to reading.

Screenwriter: Shang Weimin

Director: Cui Kai

Performance: Zhao Benshan Song Dandan Niu Fan Wei

Fan Wei: (standing on the stage with a chicken in her arms) Sister, I have a chicken.

Song Dandan: You put it here, and the cow planner will come right away! Blake, go out and get some water.

Zhao Benshan: (coming out of the back) What do you think this is always about? This is, why is this a whole chicken? Since that cow planned to come to our house, I found that he is more harmful than Xiao Cui!

Song Dandan: Don't talk nonsense. It's none of your business. Tell me Yuan You has twenty thousand dollars. Let him eat!

Fan Wei: Brother, look at my chicken. Good chicken, bar bar spring!

Zhao Benshan: impure or duck? Don't fool around there.

Niu: (On the stage) Is Aunt at home?

Song Dandan: Come in, Niu. Wait for you here. I miss you so much!

Zhao Benshan: Then what your aunt thinks is what you think. She is sleeping like a child now!

Niu: That means Aunt has a good sleep quality.

Zhao Benshan: OK, great! Just cry and sleep for an hour, cry and sleep for an hour!

Niu: Auntie, that's what you want.

Song Dandan: I'm telling you, Niu, I got you another chicken this time, which is much better than the rooster that laid eggs last time. Come to the beach and bring the chicken here.

Fan Wei: That's it-Boss Niu.

Song Dandan: What boss family is planning!

Fan Wei: I plan for cows. I am their neighbor. This chicken in our family is worse than his egg-laying cock.

Cow: Oh, so what's new in your family?

Zhao Benshan: There is a fresh chicken.

Niu: Don't worry, you can speak slowly when I turn on the camera.

Song Dandan: I'm glad to be in front of the camera again!

Niu: Let's start with the prologue: The world is full of wonders, not behind me. Celebrity aunt Baiyun and uncle Heitu have an anecdote, and their neighbors have laid eggs!

Fan Wei: No, it's not me, it's a chicken!

Niu: Their neighbor's cock has laid eggs.

Fan Wei: No-not a rooster, but a hen.

Niu: Oh, their neighbor's hen laid eggs! Is it news that your hen lays eggs?

Song Dandan: Don't worry, Niu. Listen to him.

Zhao Benshan: Yes, you'll know after listening-how strange!

Song Dandan: What do you think you are doing? -(Little gesture tugging at Zhao Xiaosheng)

Niu: OK, then I'll listen to how your hen lays this egg!

Fan Wei: Well, our chickens lay eggs every day. I'll pick it up as soon as I'm finished, and I'll get off as soon as I'm finished.

Song Dandan: Good chicken! (thumbs up)