A joke that one plus one equals several.

One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "How much is one plus one?" Xiao Ming didn't know, so the teacher told Xiao Ming to go home and ask.

Xiaoming came home and asked his mother, "Mom, what is one plus one?" Xiaoming's mother is playing mahjong. She shouted, "I'm stupid!" " Xiaoming went to ask his sister again. She was reading a book. She read an article about Zhang Side, so she said, "Zhang Side ..." Finally, Xiaoming went to ask his brother, who was arguing with others about who killed the experimental bug. My brother said angrily, "It was killed by your slap!"

The next day, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "What is one plus one?" Xiao Ming said, "I am stupid!" " The teacher was very angry: "Who told you?" Xiao Ming added, "Zhang Side." The teacher was very surprised and asked, "Isn't he dead?" "He was slapped to death by you!"

There's another one ...

There's a psychopath who got a pistol from nowhere. He was walking in a small black alley and suddenly met a young man. The psycho pressed the young man to the ground without saying a word and pointed a gun at his head! Asked: "1+1= what?" The young man is frightened! Meditate for a long time and answer: "equal to two"! The psycho shot him without hesitation! Then he dragged the gun in his arms and said coldly, "You know too much!" "

hehe, ok? （n _ n） ~