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Houzhen Old Street has a long history and there are many tourists in temple fairs. There is a saying: Suzaku Xuanwu is in harmony with Yin and Yang, and Qinglo

Mei xing Lou Shang branch champion

Houzhen Old Street has a long history and there are many tourists in temple fairs. There is a saying: Suzaku Xuanwu is in harmony with Yin and Yang, and Qinglo

Mei xing Lou Shang branch champion

Houzhen Old Street has a long history and there are many tourists in temple fairs. There is a saying: Suzaku Xuanwu is in harmony with Yin and Yang, and Qinglong White Tiger avoids evil, so there is a saying in the old street that "the former Suzaku Xuanwu, the left Qinglong right white tiger". These are four temples guarding four directions. We all know these four temples, so we don't need to elaborate on them. However, there has been a saying on the street that "Kuixing Building is the top scholar". So, is there a Kuixing Building in Old Street? The answer is yes, so where does this "integral champion" start? Now that times have changed, I'm afraid few people can tell. To uncover this long-forgotten historical allusion, let's start with the Kuixing Building in the old street.

It is said that more than a hundred steps southeast of Guandi Temple, a towering attic rises from the ground, which is the Kuixing Building in Old Street. From a distance, the building is surrounded by six sides, with different styles, blue walls and white seams, and the momentum is magnificent. Bricks are laid below, the door faces south, the hexagonal pavilion is supported on the top, and the glazed tiles on the top cover shine. There are six cornices on it, just like an eagle spreading its wings, and its six ridges are like dragons competing for pearls. Look at the gourd-shaped spire, shining silver, soaring into the sky.

Look closely at this building, which is about 20 feet high and has two floors. Six octagonal stone pillars run through the whole building and support the hexagonal pavilion on the upper floor. The pavilion pillar is a stone pillar, which has been weathered for a long time, and the cloud dragon pattern is looming. There are three arches on the column, like clouds holding the moon, and rafters under the eaves, like hanging ladders. The rafters are exposed, dyed red, and painted with flowers and patterns on the forehead, which is vivid and beautiful. Look at the bird-repelling bell hanging on the cornice. The breeze is like a ring, and the sound is endless.

Pushing open the heavy wooden door, I saw the dark stone steps hovering to the top and shining on the wall. Climbing the stairs and staying in the pavilion, Kuixing God first came into view. It is said that this champion is the god in charge of the imperial examination. People who have never seen the statue of Kuixing will think that Kuixing is a gentle white-faced scholar, at least he will not be ugly. However, the opposite is true. Kuixing's face is ferocious and terrible. Look at his red hair and blue face, glaring, wearing a yellow robe and having two horns on his head, which is simply the shape of a ghost. If you look closely again, you will find that this Kuixing holds Mo Dou in his left hand and a thick brush in his right hand, with the tip pointing southeast, just like a phoenix nodding. Looking down, his left foot is raised, his sole is painted with the pattern of the Big Dipper, and his right foot steps on a big stone turtle, which looks like a golden rooster. It seems that the image of this kuixing is really extraordinary.

Standing on the pavilion, looking at the railing, there is the murmur of water and the reflection floating south; There are smoke curling in the north and streets are vertical and horizontal; In Dongwan, reeds bloom one after another; On the west road, porters are in an endless stream. The Kuixing Building in the old street, standing in a corner, is a wonderful observation deck.

In fact, Kuixing is what people often say. Looking up at the starry sky at night, the fourth star of the Big Dipper is the famous Wenqu Star. There are often gods corresponding to Wenquxing in fairy tales, and Huang Paoguai in The Journey to the West is an example. Come to think of it, Huang Paoguai's image is really similar to Kuixing's. The legend about Kuixing goes like this: In ancient times, there was a scholar whose name could not be tested. This man is brilliant, brilliant, quick-reading, and speaks eloquently. But he is so ugly that he has repeatedly hit a wall in several exams. What does he look like? It is said that he looks almost like a monster, with a crooked nose and squints, a pockmarked face, which makes people afraid and walks with a limp. However, his article is wonderful and can be called a must. This time, he passed the exam easily, ranking first, and finally attracted the attention of the emperor. On the day of the entrance examination, the emperor interviewed himself to see what kind of person he was. Seeing his appearance, the emperor was really surprised that there were such ugly people in the world. Coupled with the limping walking posture, the emperor's heart suddenly cooled by half. At this time, the emperor had to sit patiently and ask, "What happened to your face?" Answer: "Back to the Holy Land, this is a pockmarked face reflecting the sky, picking up stars and fighting." The emperor was very interested and asked, "What happened to your leg?" He replied, "Go back to the Holy Land. It's a one-legged jump. Take the lead." . The emperor was moved by his agility and said, "Well, I'll ask you again, who is the best writer in the world?" He thought for a moment and said, "The articles in the world belong to my county, the articles in my county belong to my hometown, and the articles in my hometown belong to my brother. He asked me to change the articles." The emperor was overjoyed, so he took his article and read it carefully. After reading it, he was amazed and appointed him as the top scholar. Later, this gentleman ascended to heaven and became a champion. Since then, the dragon and the huge eagle pattern have been carved on the stone steps in the middle of the main hall of the palace. When the court exam came out, Jinshi stood at the bottom of the steps to meet the list, and the champion appeared at the top. The second place was separated from the flower detective, so there was a saying that the champion Lang was "the first".

The above is just a legend and unreliable, but it is an indisputable fact that Kuixing Pagoda is spread all over China and looks terrible. All scholars are bound to pay homage to Kuixing. Old Street and Kuixing Building are the objects that scholars, especially scholars, worship before the exam. There is a good saying, "If you write a talented person, you are afraid that the brush will not nod." . Look at this Kuixing Building. The brush pointed to the southeast and nodded, but it was a little far. What's going on here? Look down there again.

Eighty miles southeast of Laojie is wei county, and there is a top lane in the city, which is famous so far. It is in this alley that two people won the first prize, which is a miracle in the history of imperial examinations in China for thousands of years.

There is another legend about this champion alley. In the second year of Guangxu, Cao Hongxun, a native of Wei County, won the championship in one fell swoop, and was the third champion in high school. Winning the first prize at home is a great event to honor our ancestors. Cao Jia's house was widened and the flag was raised at the gate. Needless to say, a tall and magnificent archway will be built for the champion in Hutongkou. So, shortly after Cao Hongxun won the first prize, the Hutongkou archway was started.

At this time, the people in the hutong are celebrating happily, just like winning the first prize among themselves, and no one feels anything wrong. Until one day, there was a little boy of five or six years old in the alley. He asked his father, "What is the alley mouth being built?" The father said, "This is the building of the champion archway! The Cao family won the first place and was proud of their ancestors. They set up a tall stone archway in our hutong mouth for people to pay their respects. " Who knows, the child added, "His house has blocked the archway in the alley, so if I win the first prize in the future, where shall we put our archway?" Hearing this, my father said the same thing, but this champion can't be won just by saying it. Don't say the number one scholar, that is, winning a prize and burning incense for eight generations. Isn't Jin Fan ecstatic after winning the juren? The child doesn't know the depth, but the father knows it well and doesn't take the child's words seriously at all. However, since the child said so, I can't help but admire the child's cleverness. So, my father played a joke on the person who built the archway: "Hey! Listen up, people on the memorial arch. My son just said that you built the archway here, and he won the first prize in the future. Where is my archway going? " The Cao family knew it was a joke and didn't care. They casually said, "What's the difficulty? If this child also wins the first prize, how about stacking your memorial archway on top of us? " The two families in Wang Cao live in harmony like neighbors. When there are many jokes, they never take it amiss. This matter has passed, and no one cares. Some people may ask, who is this child? By the way, he is Shoupeng Wang.

Besides, Shoupeng Wang, born smart and diligent, never stops in cold and hot summer. Therefore, the college entrance examination, the rural entrance examination and the senior high school entrance examination all the way, with no effort and fame and fortune. Many things happen. Finally, in the 29th year of Guangxu, Shoupeng Wang Timon, the champion of Weixian County, won the crown and the first prize. This is really: ten years of cold window, no one asked, once famous, the world knows. Anyway, the joke of that year finally came true. In this way, the stone archways of the two hutongs in Wang Cao became double-decked, and the top hutong in Wei County became famous all over the world.

At this point, the story has been seen. As the saying goes, Zhu Bi, the Kuixing God of Old Street, came to Wei County, and Wei County produced two champions. In fact, Kuixing Building in Old Street has nothing to do with the champion in Weixian Town. However, since things have happened, people will be involved. According to word of mouth, the Kuixing Building in Old Street really appeared. It can really be said: "The champion of Kuixing Building, Zhu Bi will arrive in Weixian at one o'clock".

Today, the Kuixing Building in Houzhen Old Street no longer exists, while the Champion Hutong in Lao Wei County is still elegant. Now, it seems that it is not so much that Kuixing Building in Laojie brought up the top scholar in wei county, but rather that the top scholar in wei county raised the popularity of Kuixing Building in Laojie. However, ancient legends have their own reasons for existence. The villagers' statements have been handed down for generations and should not be changed at will. It is not surprising that the number one scholar is on the Kuixing Building.