April 1 April Fool's Day funny riddle

Riddle is a special verse form in folk literature. It does not directly describe things, but expresses them through metaphors and hints. How many riddles can you guess correctly?

April 1 April Fool's Riddle 1 There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? (Answer: Thermometer)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)

Which hurts more, coconut or watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache)

What is a product with the same production date and effective date? (answer: newspaper)

Why do hospitals never accept patients? (answer: veterinary hospital.

Which tooth was pulled out at last? (Answer: Dentures)

Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog who fouled in breaststroke)

The angrier things get, the bigger things get. (answer: temper)

What fakes are people willing to buy? (answer: wigs, dentures)

What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (answer: water)

Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)

What did you do that you didn't do, but you will be punished? (Answer: Homework)

What does everyone want? (answer: sick)

What English letters are the most pleasing to listen to? (Answer: CD)

What produces a tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)

What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? (Answer: hands, feet)

What water will never be used up? (answer: tears)

What is the elephant's left ear like? (answer: right ear)

What books are not available in bookstores? (answer: suicide note)

What hat can't be worn? (answer: nuts)

Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? (Answer: The driver didn't drive)

Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)

What kind of wheel can only turn but not walk? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)

What goes farthest every day? (Answer: Earth)

What is the earliest surname of China people? (a: surname list)

Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? (answer: it will be stolen)

When is 1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

Five apples were divided between two people. What is the fairest way to divide it? (answer: squeezed into juice)

A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Answer: Elephant)

Walking on the beach, why can't you see your footprints when you look back? (Answer: Walk backwards)

What animal did you kill and what blood did you shed? (answer: mosquitoes)

Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)

April 1 April Fool's Riddle 2 1, suddenly-type the word "warm man" on the Internet.

2. Cut the gossip and run-play four-character ice sports (short track speed skating)

3. "Can spring be far behind?" -Name a solar term (winter solstice)

4, the Year of the Sheep, the Spring Festival, a duang (three sounds)-a three-word proverb (Monday morning quarterback/a quick tour)

5. A flower beside the leopard's head-Hong Kong and Taiwan singer (Jolin Tsai)

6, Li Kui jy challenge, Song Jiang play-joke talk (say the wind is rain).

7, the ancient house-a famous modern writer (Lao She)

8, the Forbidden City-bumped into a famous modern writer (Lao She)

9. The meaning of life runs through the sun and the moon-the vocabulary of socialist core values (civilization)

10, the capital of Laos has a new look-an idiom (Vientiane update)

1 1, just drink a little wine, with a three-character face (a piece of red)

12, don't take the notes when you speak-play the three-character movement (karate)

13, Anren, Shaanxi Province-type a word (summer)

14, the old alley is dark and empty-make an idiom (mystifying)

15, Wuhan boy-play a name tag (Jiangchengzi)

16, the two sides allow-type two-word network common words (hehe)

17, manager ma has something to say-make an idiom (a cliche)

18, champion and-hit a word (brake)

19, seemingly closed, actually happy-type a word (ha)

April 1 April Fool's Riddle 3 1) Five brothers live together with different names and different heights. Finger (tapping organ)

2) build the cross street first, in the flower bed, don't move, and the rations will come automatically. Spider (beating an animal)

3) With a head and no neck, you are cold, you can't fly with wings, and you can do without feet. (Beat animals) fish

4) Small planes, tulle wings, flying around to kill insects, low flying rain, high flying eyes, and weather forecasting are experts. (Beat an animal) Dragonfly

5) The beard is not stuck on both sides, the mouth is always meowing, and the eyes are like lights when patrolling at night, and they are on sentry duty in the granary kitchen. (Beating animals) A cat

6) The legs are long and the arms are short. Some people are silent and no one likes to scream. Fruit (beating an animal)

Wearing colorful clothes, I like to play in the mountains. I'm a little tight. I only care about my head. (Shooting animals) A wild duck.

8) Small flying insects, with bright tails, are as bright as lights at night. In ancient times, some people used it, studying hard like a lamp. Fireflies (killing animals)

9) A Black Sea never talks. If he does, his tongue will fall out. (Hit a plant fruit) melon seeds.

10) wearing a cotton-padded jacket, singing croak, catching pests in the fields and contributing to the harvest. Frog (beating an animal)

1 1) My sister is really beautiful, wearing orange clothes. It is inlaid with seven black stars and likes to eat aphids to fill his stomach. Second sister loves to hum, and the garden is busy. The hind legs carry a pollen basket and are full of food to feed the children. Third sister is dressed in yellow, with thin waist and long legs. Fly to the fields to catch pests, and the poisonous needles compete for swords and spears. Ladybugs, bees, wasps (wasps)

12) The head is small, the neck is long and the feet are short, and the body is placed in a hard shell. Don't be timid, but life is endless. (Beat an animal) Tortoise.

13) It's strange that one thing seems very long. There is a long pocket under the stomach, and children eat and sleep in the pocket, so they can't run fast or jump fast. (Beat an animal) Kangaroo

14) ears are like cattail leaf fans, body is like hills, and nose is long and long, helping people to work. Elephant (beating animals)

15) Eight legs, thin face and drum, two scissors dancing in front of the drum, born wild and overbearing, often spitting bubbles in his mouth. Crab (beating animals)

16) Horseshoe gallops, the mane is full of energy, pulling carts and carrying goods all around, farmers praise it as a good partner, and cavalry loves it as a comrade-in-arms. (Beating animals) A horse

17) The head is like a goose, not a cow, not a horse or a mule. It trudges thousands of miles on the Gobi Desert, and it can endure thirst and hunger. Camel (beating animals)

18) said it was a tiger. Unlike it, the money was printed on a yellow coat, and it stood on the mountain and roared to scare away monkeys and wolves. Leopard (beating animals)

19) wearing a yellow and yellow fur robe, growling in panic. Although he has no troops or generals, he is a commanding mountain king. Tiger (beating animals)

20) The eyes of small and medium-sized sentries in the dark forest are limited to two lights, and they look around and catch thieves without mercy. Owl (beating an animal)

2 1) wearing big red flowers and all kinds of clothes, just like family, reminds people of the morning. Cock (beating animals)

22) The mouth is like a small shovel, and the feet are like a small fan, walking left and right and rowing the boat on the water. (Beat an animal) Duck.

He has a fat body, a big head, a long face and a big mouth. His name is Ma, but he has no hair. He often spends his life in the water. (Beat an animal) Hippo

24) One thing is like a man and a dog. Climbing poles and trees is an expert, good at imitating people's movements. There is nothing in the mountains at home. (Beat an animal) Monkey

25) The body is like a little teaser, wagging its tail. When I was young, I would eat worms and scream when I grew up. Tadpoles (beating animals)

The little girl is black all over. She goes to Jiangnan in autumn and comes back in spring. Since childhood, she has been determined to get rid of pests and fly around with scissors. Swallow (an animal)

27) Singing without the mouth, the voice is really crisp, and the tip of the mouth is like a cone, absorbing water from the branches. Cicada (beating an animal)

28) I don't want to walk with my bag on my back. I have a strong surface and a soft heart. I move slowly and don't procrastinate. I am timid when I encounter difficulties. Twist (an animal)

29) A cow is really amazing. When the beast sees it, he avoids it. Its skin is thick and hairy, and its horns are used as medicine. Rhinoceros (beating animals)

30) The peddler, who doesn't carry the burden, runs around with a needle on his back. (Beat an animal) Hedgehog

3 1) People take off their clothes, they wear clothes, people take off their hats, they wear hats. (Hit something) Coat rack

32) The house is square, with doors and no windows. It's hot outside and cold inside. (hits something) refrigerator

33) Carry two small pockets with you every day. Smile if you lose one. (Make a sock.

34) Seven or eight brothers sat around the pillar. As soon as they separated, their clothes were torn. (Beating a plant) Garlic

35) Build tall buildings with single wood, without tiles or bricks. When people walk underwater, water flows on them. Take an umbrella.

36) Wearing fur coats, overgrown with weeds, gave up fur after the severe winter. Hit an animal sheep

37) A little girl was born in the middle of the water, wearing a pink shirt and sitting on a green boat. (Beating a plant) Lotus

38) White as snow and hard as iron. Wash three times a day and rest in the cupboard at night. Bowl (smashing daily necessities)

39) He has a face but no mouth, feet and no hands. Although he has four feet, he can't walk (smashing tables for daily necessities).

40) White baby, take a bath and blow bubbles, wash your body small, and then wash it out (soap for daily use)

4 1) wearing green clothes, watery belly, many children, all black faces. Watermelon (bumping into a plant)

42) Not afraid of small bacteria, it can be seen that laboratory testing is necessary and scientific research is indispensable. (Hit an object) Microscope

43) Like a big scorpion, pick it up like a child, scratch its belly and sing a beautiful song. (Playing musical instruments) Pipa

44) pen can't draw, electricity is a family. To know whether there is electricity, you can ask. (type something) test pencil

45) tube white cream, squeeze one in the morning and evening, brother 32, all agreed (put a toothpaste for daily use)

46) Not afraid of water, not afraid of fire; There is one in every kitchen. (smashing daily necessities) pot

47) An old man can't run or walk; Tell him to sleep and he shakes his head. (hit a thing) tumbler

48) The elder sister uses the needle instead of the thread, the second sister uses the thread without the needle, the third sister is bright but not bright, and the fourth sister is not bright. Bees, spiders, fireflies, weavers.

49) hunchbacked grandfather, great strength; What do you like to carry? The traffic is heavy. Bridge (hit something)

50) wearing a red hat and colorful clothes, never singing opera, and likes to hang his voice. Cock (beating animals)

April 1 April fool's day funny riddle 4 riddle: I don't agree to play tricks again (playing an idiom)

Answer: willfulness

Mystery: the sunflower collection is not completed (hitting an American building)

The answer is: The White House.

Mystery: Dissolve after the banquet (type six words)

Answer: I have nothing to do when I am full.

Mystery: a twelve-month ban (four-word proverb)

Answer: Not as good as that year.

Mystery: I am ugly (to use an idiom)

The answer is: the beauty of adults.

Mystery: Both parents call him short (to use an idiom).

Answer: My parents are short.

Mystery: A person won 5 million (make a song title).

Answer: It's a pity that it's not you.