Dear friends, can you tell me some humorous trap jokes? There are generous rewards!

One day I was playing League of Legends in an Internet cafe and saw a child talking to his mother on the phone. Mother asked, son, where are you? The child replied, mom, I am at school! When I heard him say this, I felt that I had been lying since I was a child. I must expose him. Then I called the stationmaster to make noodles with barrels. The mother turned blue after the child hung up the phone. After a while, my wife called me and asked me where you were. I said I was playing League of Legends in an Internet cafe. The child looked at me with a sinister smile and shouted, condoms in room 209.