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A late-maturing woman harms herself for life, and a late-maturing man harms the whole family for life.
2. Two people generally go through four stages from acquaintance to marriage: 1, ordinary friend stage; 2. In the ordinary boyfriend and girlfriend stage, commonly known as the ambiguous stage, there is a relationship between men and women, but they are free from each other; 3. The lover stage is a one-to-one relationship between men and women with moral norms. Both sides enter each other's real life, and if they continue to move forward, they will pay a moral price. 4. Husband and wife stage is a one-to-one relationship between men and women stipulated by law. If one party fails to perform its legal obligations, it will pay the legal price.
Love has three characteristics: 1. Love is uncontrollable; 2. When you love someone, you will never love TA again. The sign of love is "I miss you", and the person you miss every day is the one you love.
4. What does a man look like before marriage? He remained like that for a long time after marriage.
People who are not optimistic about their family and friends can't get married.
6, low IQ, can be compensated by flying the stupid bird first; Low EQ can be made up by learning love skills and marriage rules.
7. Just watch what he does, don't listen to what he says, and don't guess what he thinks. His real thoughts are all in his actions.
8. The person who can arouse your lust and the person who can live with you can hardly be the same person without two or three years of contact.
There is only one core word in gender relations, not "dependence" or "possession", but "attraction".
10, a man who is used to spending his wife's money has a sense of responsibility as empty as swearing on New Year's Day.
1 1, woman, you must grasp the truth in marriage!
12, power is an aphrodisiac and talent is also an aphrodisiac.
13, judge whether he has you in his heart, not by how warm he is with you, but by how close he is with you. Kissing is for intimacy, intimacy and sincere help.
14, skills need certificates, talents don't need certificates; Marriage needs a certificate, but love doesn't need a certificate-understanding love is a gift and maintaining marriage is a skill.
15, lovers should make each other happy, and couples should make each other happy.
16, the desire for control between men and women comes from sexual desire.
17, your stability is a powerful force, which can generate attraction and cohesion and defend your marriage.
18, put family interests first after marriage. The money you earn must first meet the family expenses and family reserves, and then meet the personal needs of both husband and wife. Family interests outweigh the personal interests of husband and wife. Only in this way can we build a good family.
19, some husbands are good husbands because they spend their monthly income on mortgage, children and reserves first, and then use the remaining money to buy clothes and gifts for their wives. If there is any surplus, he will buy something for himself. If his wife does the same, their family will be very warm and harmonious.
20. Emotional pain can be divided into benign and malignant. Benign pain, like the pain of surgery, will bring health and new life; Malignant pain, like the pain of wound infection, will lead to more painful results. The initiators of malignant pain are resentment, dependence, entanglement and fantasy.
2 1, women who rely on their husbands as nannies are mentally retarded.
22, woman, when you no longer love your husband, don't lose your temper with him at will. This is a time bomb.
Only when you realize the cruelty of marriage can you say that you understand marriage. Only those who know about marriage can have a harmonious marriage.
24. Women who love tossing are actually waiting for men to conquer.
25. An idle woman will eventually become a pool of stagnant water, and men will avoid it.
26. There is a normality in married life, which is patience.
27. The contradiction between husband and wife is inevitable, but it is already in the marriage. Whoever takes it is helpless, depending on who is more independent mentally and economically.
28. Marriage is not a place where we can do whatever we want. It is an integral part of social structure and also needs to follow social rules. Only when husband and wife are independent of each other, respect each other and jointly perform family responsibilities can they have a harmonious and stable marriage life.
29, marriage can not be forced to marry, in fact, forced marriage is not an empty shell or a bomb, there will be no good end.
30. In the eyes of mother-in-law, daughter-in-law is always an outsider.
3 1, the secret of coordinating the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is to let them not think that they have lost to each other. They are glad to lose to you. My mother thinks you are old enough to live. My wife thinks you are opinionated, masculine and secure. Only when you have the ability to coordinate the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, you will not be angry with the splint, but will be the most delicious part of the sandwich biscuit.
3 1, In The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Huang deeply loved his dead wife, frozen her body and accompanied her day and night. Facing this dead body of love, Huang repeatedly recalled his happiness, just like taking drugs-this is a metaphor: all people who can't extricate themselves from lovelorn are living in the world of yin and yang, which is pitiful, terrible and disgusting!
32. Long-distance love is as painful and beautiful as online love. However, this kind of pain is not like the dribs and drabs of true love. The pain of true love is often worth it. Through running-in, two people can better understand each other's adaptation. The pain of long-distance love and online love is often unrequited, because imagination cannot replace reality. If two people really want to get married, realistic running-in is an essential stage.
33, the lower the emotional intelligence, the more women like sweet-talking men, which is simply a curse!
34. The driving force for maintaining marriage is not love, but affection-the strong desire for love during marriage is often an important reason for the breakdown of marriage.
35. Not going out to study in the countryside, but marrying urban women are all Phoenix men. If there is no conspiracy to cheat his wife's property, if he does not sell love medicine to his wife for the benefit of his family, then he is not a Phoenix man.
36. Phoenix men have calculation methods, but they are all calculating their wives. They are mentally controlled and economically plundered, which is the fundamental reason why society clamors for Phoenix Men.
37. A modern woman can't have a normal social life because of marriage, and she can't suppress herself.
38. People are fragile, kind and responsible in the face of desires, which is precious because they can resist destructive desires.
39. Many love stories begin with seeing who is more affectionate than who, and end with seeing who is more ruthless than who.
40. Guessing in love is fun, while guessing in marriage is evil.
4 1, be tolerant and endure that the relationship between husband and wife is a little dirty and the marriage is not clean, either here or there.
42. People who are really horny are not good at gambling, and those who are really good at gambling are not horny.
43, no love will not kill people, fantasy love will kill people!
44. Love has two important meanings: one is to control your feelings and let them go; Second, have the ability to deal with emotional problems. It is difficult to understand and control feelings without having been in love several times and having been traumatized once or twice. People grow up in pain if they are not afraid of being hurt.
45. Late-maturing women harm themselves for life, while late-maturing men harm the whole family for life.
46. When a man admits his mistake, he usually just doesn't want to quarrel, and he doesn't really feel that he is wrong.
47. Getting married is not equal to possessing each other, and xenophobia is completely lost in the end.
48. Do you want to be a heartthrob? Then you should have the ability to attract, understand, help and protect yourself.
49. Marriage is not a happy life for the princess and the prince, but the beginning of new responsibilities and troubles. Once you get married, your social role will suddenly increase. You are both the spouse of the other party and a member of the other party's family, so the pressure of being a man comes and the troubles come.
50. In marriage, it is dignity to strive for and enjoy due rights and interests.
Talk with feelings for a lifetime.
1, thinking that commitment is a lifetime, and finally only lasts for a while. But sadness is only temporary, and open-mindedness is a lifetime.
2, no one can accompany you for a lifetime, so you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.
3. It is agreed that a lifetime is a lifetime, one hour less a day and one minute less a second are not a lifetime.
I suffered all my life, and I also suffered all my life. Dumped the world and prospered.
If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
6. Some people meet too early, while others meet too late. However, some people should never meet in their whole lives.
7. I waited all my life, hated all my life, thought all my life, and complained all my life, but I still thank God for letting her have this hateful person to complain.
8. Love for life or hate for life. After all, I want you to remember me for a lifetime.
9. There is no shame in loving only one person all your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one cannot be so greedy.
10, I once said that I believed all my life, but in fact, my life is too long, long enough to change a person, forget a person, and even fall in love with another person.
1 1. You said you would love me forever. It was silly of me to forget to ask "This life or the next life".
12, if you are not a lifelong person, then don't talk about it all your life, don't force it, let it be.
13, some people watch it all their lives, but ignore it all their lives; Some people you watch, but miss a lifetime.
14, I thought I could stay with you all my life, but I didn't expect my life to be yours.
15, people don't suffer all their lives, but occasionally for a while. If you choose to avoid pain temporarily, you may suffer for life.
16. A person's life is like a crowded bus. Some people have seats as soon as they get on the bus, while others have to stand at the end.
17, experience, then regret, do what you want, choose what you love, not what others think is right, and live for yourself all your life.
Not for life, not for life.
1, the three major illusions of life: the mobile phone vibrates, someone knocks at the door, and Ta likes you.
2. The strong are not without sadness, but turn sadness into strength; The weak are not unhappy, but turn happiness into trouble.
3. Ask yourself, is it easier to change your body shape, your personality or your efforts? If you don't want to do any of these three things, then don't complain about the unfairness of fate.
4, people, the most unforgettable thing is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.
5. When suffering, don't suffer in vain, always shout out the meaning of existence and bear some transcendence of life.
6, a person's most rare is a normal heart, gain without joy, lose without worry, inner peace, then happiness will always be there; Success is not arrogant, failure is not impetuous, mentality is harmonious, and happiness is always there. Many people suffer from pursuing the wrong things. More people live a comfortable life when they work hard; When you are at ease, you live a hard life. The pain after the struggle is nothing more than that.
7. Be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, look ahead and look back, and groan without illness, all because your life is not exciting enough.
8. No kind of love requires you to give up your dignity, bring disgrace to oneself, and make you suffer. Love may make you feel overwhelmed, make you jealous and angry, and make you cry. But it is warm in the end, which can give you pleasure and security. If not, you either love the wrong person or use the wrong method. Being single is better than suffering. Without the hug you want, learn to be strong first.
9. If we don't love each other, don't lie. There is still a long way to go.
10, people's destiny needs to be mastered by themselves. A happy mood can turn a dish into a feast. Only by finding a life that truly belongs to them and keeping the style can we live our own wonderful life.
1 1. When you really can't let it go, go to the intensive care unit or the cemetery. It is easy for you to understand that you have got too much, and then you have to be greedy, have too little time and have too many interesting things. From the perspective of respecting life, there is no need to entangle. Feng Tang
12, I suddenly found that I had lost so many people around me. It turns out that some people, unconsciously, played down their relationship.
13, so many things that you thought were going to kill you at that time, so many situations that you thought were going to die, will gradually get better. No matter how slow it is, as long as you are willing to wait, it will become a thing of the past. And those you can't overcome temporarily, those you can't overcome, those you can't stand, those you can't stand, tell yourself that whatever can't kill you will eventually make you stronger.
14, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.
15, the size that the chest can touch is called bust, and the size that the chest can't touch is called bust. What the eyes can see is called vision, and what the eyes can't see is called vision. What you can say in your mouth is called content, and what you can't say in your mouth is called connotation. The expression you can see on your face is called color, and the expression you can't see on your face is called verve.
16, people will encounter countless times in their lives. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart. Those feelings that can't be read are all unreasonable fate, which has been known for a long time.
17. You will meet two kinds of people in your life: those who promote you and those who attack you. But in the end, you will thank both.
18, if someone steals my pen, I pray to the Lord that it is broken. If someone steals my candy, I will pray to God that it stinks. If someone steals my heart, I pray to God that I can steal his heart, too.
19, when we love the future, we have many ideas and standards; Once love comes, the previous standards are useless, and Ta is the standard.
20. Some people just leave and wait and never come back. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist. Some people are very happy and spend a whole eternity together in the blink of an eye. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people work hard, but nothing can be changed. They are not lifelong people. If they don't talk all their lives, they can let go.
Bian Xiao: I didn't meet the best Bian Xiao until the end: the world didn't choose you, but you chose the world. Bian Xiao: Don't envy the superficial scenery of others. In fact, everyone has their own inner sufferings all their lives.
1, I know love is unreliable, but I still try my best to jump in.
2. How can you forget such a warm hug in the past?
Dear, if you are tired of going out to play, come back if you are injured. I'm still waiting for you here.
We are like two meteors that never meet, placing the lost years in the boundless sky.
5, give up, because I can't love anymore. You love me so much, I'm not sure if I want to continue. I have nothing to say, just because I don't love you enough.
The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.
7. How happy your tomorrow is, not mine. Our love is to sing half the songs.
8. I'm just sad that I can't stay with you until I get old, and I'll never see your smile again.
9. Every time I hear someone say "I love you", I can't help adding "Dear …"
10, I want to grow old with you and cherish every minute of love.
1 1, the world can be yours, but you can only be mine.
12, how happy your tomorrow is, not mine. Our love is to sing half the songs.
13, I'm just sad that I can't accompany you to my old age and never have a chance to see your smile again.
14. Every time I hear someone say "I love you" to myself, I can't help adding "Dear ...".
15, I want to grow old with you and cherish every minute of love.
16, love that is not cherished by the other party is a shameful joke.
17. When will the flowing love dry up?
18, I love you, so paranoid.
19, love is a luxury for me.
20. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.
2 1, it's not me who is brave, it's because you warmed my hand.
22. I thought the first love was inexplicable.
I don't want to hear how much you love me. I just want you to give me a hug when I need you most.
24. We are wandering in love, but we can't find an exit after all.
If one day I don't love you, I won't feel lonely again.
26. The most romantic thing in my heart is to grow old with you.
27. In the love scene, maybe you are just my hero.
28. Our love has been wandering at the crossroads.
29. I was hurt and cried the worst in front of you.
I want to tell you that you have always been in my heart and never left.
3 1, hand in hand, continue to write our future.
I want to give you a hug and a pair of warm palms.
33. Fantastic love can't last forever. Wake up, just like a movie that just ended.
34. The value of love is definitely more than a necklace or a ring, but sometimes it is pitifully cheap.
Sunflowers look up to the sun for happiness, and the happiness I look up to is your company.
36. Love is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.
37. The neon Ferris wheel carries our love till death do us part.
38. In fact, waiting is a ridiculous mistake, knowing to wait for a happiness that I don't know if I can come.
I love you very much, but for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything-including you.
40. Even if you love, you should love deeply. Even if it hurts, you should hide it!
4 1, you are my tender feelings that I have been reluctant to give up in the fleeting time. You said there was tenderness in my eyes.
42. Always imagine that you are crying, and then your eyes will gradually get wet.
43. Waiting, endless waiting, but missing fills my heart.
44, we don't want to last forever, as long as a hug is cold, it is enough!
Although I avoid seeing you, I still miss you in my heart.
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