Write a limerick about "Happy Chinese New Year"

One: I close my shop at the end of the year and settle accounts, and the more I calculate, the more melancholy I feel. Both stocks and kidneys are lost, and the only way to make money is to gain physical and mental fatness.

Two: Paste Spring Festival couplets to celebrate the New Year. No one will complain about good words and ugly words. The meaning is pretty much the same anyway, blessings and making money.

Three: This year will be a sad one, but I hope the coming year will be good. All the grievances and worries were blown away with the north.

Four: Time passes by, and black hair turns to light gray in the blink of an eye. Fame and fame will eventually fade away, so it’s better to have a few drinks while having fun.

Five: I don’t realize that the sun is setting, and I haven’t celebrated the May Fourth Festival in many years. I am thick-faced but thoughtful and charming, and I am afraid that young people will say goodbye.

Six: The sun and the moon are passing by like a shuttle, and there is not much time left when the new year is approaching. At the beginning of the year, I dreamed of spending more time in hotpots, so I might as well just have hotpots.

Seven: I ride a donkey while others ride a horse. It is better to think carefully. But when I looked back, I saw there were still firewood collectors behind me.

Eight: In the blink of an eye, another whole year has passed, and I am in front of the mirror for a check-up. At first glance, it looks like the same old one, but upon closer inspection, the appearance changes everywhere.

Nine: The whole family returns home during the Spring Festival and gathers around the fire. Family love is the most important thing tonight, everything else is gone.

Ten: Time flies so fast, and I am so tired from a year of hard work that I vomit. You don’t earn a few taels of gold, but you earn countless gray hairs. ?