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Classic quotations from Mr. Qian Zhongshu

Classic quotations from Mr. Qian Zhongshu

Qian Zhongshu (1910-1998), a native of Wuxi, Jiangsu Province, was originally named yang xian, whose word was Zhe Liang, and later renamed Zhong Shu, whose word was silent and whose name was Huai Ju. He used to use the pen name Zhong Shujun, a modern writer and literary researcher in China. I don't know if you have seen it. The following are the classic quotations I collected for you about Mr. Qian Zhongshu. Welcome to reading.

1, laughter can be said to be lightning on people's faces, eyes suddenly lit up, and teeth flashed between lips and kisses.

2, introspection can examine people, who are self-aware. Birds' wings are a double-edged sword, and both are indispensable.

Old people fall in love, just like an old house on fire, which is out of control.

4, women are stupid, and men are as stupid as they want, no more or less.

Turning patience into enjoyment is the greatest victory of spirit over matter, and the soul can be independent or deceive itself.

6. When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like two branches are close together, and spiders will hang nets.

7. We can not only imagine that the grapes we can't pick are sour, but also imagine that they are very sweet.

8. When the water dries up, everyone crosses the river by stepping on stones instead of taking the wooden bridge, which means that as long as there is no danger, everyone is willing to act outside the rules.

9. The rain is getting heavier and heavier, and water stains are flowing between the wires. The water vortex on the river is like acne and countless pockmarked seeds. As life keeps dying, the rain line becomes denser, and it seems that long hair grows on the smooth water.

10, the Red Sea has already passed, and the ship is sailing in the Indian Ocean, but the sun still waits for no one, gathering late and getting up early, occupying most of the night. Night is like paper soaked in oil, becoming a translucent body; It is embraced by the sun and cannot be separated. Perhaps it was intoxicated by the sunshine, so the sunset glow of the night after faded camel red.

1 1. A really smart woman never tries to be a talented woman. She is just smart and lazy.

12, when someone is lovelorn, they will immediately show their sadness in a bloody public exhibition like a beggar's rotten leg, which will make people feel pity, or things have changed, like a soldier's sore spot and undressing instructions, which will surprise people, and God will regret not adding a dog's tail that can shake, thus reducing the effect of countless expressions.

13, travel is the most tiring and troublesome time, which makes people show their true colors. Only those who have gone through a long and arduous journey without hating each other can become friends.

14, the malice of honest people, like gravel in rice or unclean thorns in boneless fish fillets, gives people an unexpected pain.

15, this diploma seems to have the function of the leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small square paper can cover up a person's emptiness and stupidity.

16, uneducated people, because they can't read, were taken in by the master; Educated people will be fooled by printed matter because they can read.

17, love is mostly unsuccessful, either because of boredom with everything that ends well, or because there is no sad marriage that ends well. Marriage is a besieged city. People outside the city want to go in, and people in the city want to come out.

18, men or women treat the opposite sex as a "child" and they are tamed.

19, things that took a long time to figure out are always overturned by occasional emotional loss of control. It seems that it is always easy for us to ignore the present life and many good times. And when all the time is wasted after disappointment, we can take out a certain paragraph from our memory, pat the dust deposited on it and sigh that it is the best.

20. The death of my wife is still the most economical thing. Although the funeral costs a sum of money, is there no alimony after divorce? Isn't bigamy a price to pay in two ways? Many people have damn wives, but Rainbow Chu Hou has the luck to mourn in time. At least someone will give gifts in mourning. Divorce and bigamy, even this gift has no income, but also pay legal fees.

2 1, I hope the feelings are exhausted, and the deeper the feelings.

22. Then the ocean was calm, and turbulent forces lurked under it at any time.

23. The person I love, I hope to occupy his life. Before he met me, he had no past and left me a blank.

24. Life is said to be a big book. If life is really like this, then more than half of our authors can only be regarded as book reviewers, and they have the ability of book reviewers. Without looking at a few pages, they have already made a lot of comments and handed in a book review.

25. With the door, we can go out; With windows, we don't have to go out.

26. A few minutes or days of happiness has bought us a lifetime and made us endure a lot of pain. We hope it will come, we hope it will stay, and we hope it will come again-these three sentences sum up the whole history of human efforts.

27. If you feel good after eating an egg, why do you have to find a chicken with an egg?

28. Happy forever? This sentence is not only too slim to be realized, but also too absurd to be established. Fast will never last; When we say that we are always happy, it is like saying that the circular motion of a square is as contradictory as the static motion. When we are happy, we shout at the fleeting time: "Stay a little longer!" " ! You are so beautiful! "What's the use? If you want to be permanent, you must find it in pain.

29. The battalion commander Hou has a big orange nose with a face on it. He has everything on his face. He won't squeeze his eyebrows out of his nose. He has a few wine thorns on his nose, like an unripe strawberry. He laughs loudly and looks like a hero.

30. The thorn in life is here. What you don't want to leave is what you don't want to leave Contradiction is the price of wisdom and a joke of life on outlook on life.

3 1, in the process of understanding, not solving problems is always a step further than not asking questions. Of course, denying that there is a problem is also a happy way to solve the problem.

32. Eating is sometimes like getting married. Nominally, the most important thing is often accessories. Eating a good meal is actually just eating vegetables, just like begging a rich woman, the purpose is not for women.

A lovely woman says that you are like her fiance, which means that if she is not engaged, you are entitled to her love. The villain may explain it this way. She has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her.

34. Borrowing money equals losing friends, and borrowing books is the beginning of love.

35. Some people will lose sleep if they think about it a little before going to bed. Also, when you think when you are awake, you will fall asleep.

36. What's more, love is passed down blindly, and you may not open your eyes until you get married. But love is not blind to many students at the same time; They want people to love, find someone to love, give love to others, and ask people to give some residual love, but love seems to see through their lack of love and ignore it-this may prove that love is still blind, and we can't see that they are also cute.

37. Unfortunately, scientists are very different from science. Scientists are like wine, the older they get, the more valuable they are, while science, like women, is worthless when they get old.

Milk is a meal for children and should be eaten in the dining hall, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.

39. From now on, we will only die, and there will be no separation.

40. It is cruel for ugly people to look at it carefully.

4 1, old people fall in love, just like the old house is on fire, there is no redemption.

42. Husband is a woman's occupation. No husband means unemployment, so hold on to this job.

43. It may take hundreds of years, thousands of miles away, before another person and he will smile at each other across the river bank of time and space.

44. The price of precocity is premature aging.

45, the meaning of a word, in the listener's mind, is often like a strange cat coming into the room, silent, after a while, "meow", you will find its existence.

46. For grapes that can't be picked, we will not only imagine that they are sour, but also imagine that they are exceptionally sweet.

47. Travel was an affair, and finally we met ourselves.

48. Natural persons teach them to be lonely and to be in their place. What can't be contained in the body, nor can it be digested or excreted. This is a personal matter. Why do you want to find a partner to share your unbearable feelings? When we are together, we will always offend others, or others will offend ourselves. Just like hedgehogs, we have to keep our distance from each other and be close and United. Either you stab me in the flesh or I scrape your skin.

49. A comb like the moon describes a girl who hasn't grown up yet, but she is not ashamed to meet people. The light and outline are fresh and dewy, which can gradually set off the night scene. Insects on the grass in the small garden talk in trivial ways at night. I don't know where the frog Qi Xin Qi Xin worked together to blow the bugle, like the sound of a boiling fire. A few fireflies swam around, not like flying, but like floating in thick air; In the darkness beyond the reach of moonlight, a little firefly flashes, like a little green eye on a summer night.

50. The humor produced by advocacy must be man-made humor.

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