What are some humorous jokes that amuse girls?

0 1 1. One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked? Stupid? Which of the two bugs under the word is male and which is female? The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!

The salesman was handing out leaflets, but passers-by ignored him. Suddenly, a man came from far away and asked the salesman for many leaflets. The salesman was very happy, but he saw the man run into the toilet not far away.

In the police station, the police asked the victim who was beaten, can you describe the face of the person who hit you? The man replied: of course, he was beaten for describing his appearance!

On the train, the pregnant woman standing said to the man sitting next to him. Don't you know I'm pregnant? See that person says nervously only:? The baby is not mine! ?

5. father:? Kuang, what should you do when you meet a cobra? A-guang:? Break its glass before running away. ?

6. A man was walking at night, and another man said to him, Sir, can you lend me some money? I am old and young. Have pity on me. This gun is all I have left.

7. Lift your left leg and stretch forward! A recruit stretched out his right leg and joined the left leg next to him. The monitor shouted, which idiot has both legs up.

8. Ajie walked through the cemetery and was very scared when he heard a knock at the door. Seeing a man touching a tombstone, he was relieved and asked Mr. Wang what are you doing? The man said that they carved my tombstone wrong.

Mr Wang, you can't pee in the swimming pool. Mr. Wang: Everyone urinates in the swimming pool. Lifeguard: But only you are standing on the springboard.

10, a:? Well, the actress you introduced me to seems to be a girl with a heart of stone. ? b:？ A heart of stone If you fight hard, diamonds will touch her heart. ?

1 1. When my hero was young, there was a girl who was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, if you pester me like this again, I will die. ?

A young man and his beloved girl walked hand in hand. When they passed the booth selling kebabs, the air was filled with intoxicating fragrance. The girl stopped and looked at the young man imploringly. The young man asked, do you like it? There is a longing in the girl's voice: of course. So, the young man said, let's go back and pass by! "

13, a boy likes a girl very much! So the boy summoned up the courage to confess to the girl! But the girl turned him down mercilessly! Boys, don't give up! I have been expressing my love to girls. Finally, one day, the girl was entangled and couldn't stand it, so she said in a pleading tone: Where did I attract you? Can't I change it?

A Dai broke up with his girlfriend. Ask your girlfriend: Do you think our relationship can be saved? Girlfriend replied: it's a key on the phone! A Dai: Is it redial? Girlfriend: No, it's speakerphone.

15, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly there was a sound of breaking dishes, and then there was silence. Son: It must be mom! Dad asked, why? Son: Because she didn't swear.

16, a handsome young man walked into an old lady's room. He apologized and said, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong room. The old lady replied, not necessarily, but forty years late.

17, the female secretary got into the car of the county magistrate, and the county magistrate could not help but reach out and touch the white thigh of the female secretary. The female secretary asked the county magistrate: Do you remember what Deng Xuan wrote on the first page? The county magistrate blushed and quickly stopped. When I got home, the county magistrate couldn't wait to open the first page of Deng Xuan, only to see that it said: Be bold, be quick ... The county magistrate clapped his legs and shouted: Mom, how many opportunities will you lose without strong theoretical knowledge?

18, a driver was pushing a car in the street, and the traffic police asked: Is the car broken or out of gas? Driver: No, I forgot my driver's license today.

19, wife: am I beautiful? Husband blurted out: very beautiful. After ten minutes, my wife asked, are you afraid of hurting me when you say I am beautiful? Husband smiled and shook his head: no, I'm afraid you'll hurt me.

20. A Dai said happily to Agua: I like the lady in the shoe and sock cabinet in the department store, and I decided to buy a pair of socks every day to cultivate feelings with her. Agua bitter face: you are so lucky! I fell in love with the lady in the gem cabinet.

2 1. Stranger men and women were arranged to live together by a travel agency, and there was nothing to say that night. In the early morning, the female silk scarf was blown to the tree, and the man tried to climb the tree and take it off. Unexpectedly, the woman cursed: you can climb such a high tree, but you can't get up with such a low bed!

22. The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!