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Journey to the West (35) Tian Peng mourn (Fine Edition)
When Wukong and Ruoyu Mo saw Tian Peng's face, there were only shocked expressions on their faces.
In the past, Tian Peng, marshal of 36 Wan Shuijun, was named Star God. He is handsome and brave, with wings on his back. He is one of the most handsome men among the gods.
In the folk records of Emperor Tai-huang's killing ghosts with demon spells in the Arctic, it is even recorded that Hua Gai has three heads and six arms, holding an axe, a bow and arrow, a sword, a priest, a halberd and a rope, 50 feet long, dressed in black and wearing a golden crown.
But now he is a pig's head, with pointed ears standing high and thick fangs on both sides of his big mouth. How can you be so ugly as before?
"I haven't seen it for five hundred years. Why did the past crown look like this? "
Wukong asked, being crushed by Wuzhishan for 500 years, the realm of Tao fell. He knows nothing about what happened in these 500 years.
Hua Gai still knelt in front of the stone gate of Zhan Yundong, looking up at the sky, and did not answer Wukong's question.
In 500 years, things have changed, and even stubborn stones have grown moss.
Hua Gai's eyes seem to have tears flashing, and everything seems to have returned to that day.
Here, there is only one attic above the surface of Nuoda, which seems deserted.
The attic is engraved with soft handwriting, and this place is the Moon Palace and Guang Yun Cold Palace.
A milky way flows in front of the Guanghan Palace, diluting the coldness here.
"Marshal, do you really want to go?"
A beautiful woman hugs the canopy from behind. She is tears for you, weeping pear with rain, but also elegant. She is a beautiful person.
The moon palace medical fairy named Chang 'e, with outstanding beauty, is also called Chang 'e Fairy, and all the fairies in Yaochi have lost their luster in front of her. In the previous Flat Peach Festival, please sing and dance. It was so beautiful that the immortals could feast their eyes on it.
At this time, Chang 'e cried like a tearful person, which made people feel very distressed.
"Your majesty has a life and has to obey."
Although the ceiling is very cold, Chang 'e seems to be able to see his gentle and reluctant eyes from behind.
"But it's dangerous!"
Chang 'e's snow-white jade arm is held tighter.
"Your orders are inviolable."
Hua Gai opened Chang 'e's arm, turned around and hugged her with a sigh.
"If I can, I want to stay here for thousands of years, but he is a noble person and I am a Wang Chen, so I have to go."
Chang 'e clung to the chest of the canopy, trying to leave a trace of tenderness.
"The magic monkey is too much, even he doesn't want to be contaminated with cause and effect. It is more dangerous for you to go. " Chang 'e looked at the ceiling with beautiful eyes and said.
Tian Peng looked at the Milky Way, and all these star fields were under his control. How charming the silver light is, and how much thought he has put into this position.
"Now the matter of the magic monkey has subsided, and the demons have also been suppressed. There is no wave between heaven and earth. I am Marshal Tianhe, and I am afraid that someone will be upset. " The ceiling is a little dim.
He stroked Chang 'e's hair with his hand and looked at her affectionately.
"Ow ~" I don't know if it's a wolf or a dog. Suddenly, it called for half a sound, but someone deliberately suppressed it and didn't shout it out completely.
Hua Gai leaned over to block Chang 'e, her gentle face suddenly turned cold, and her eyes stared behind her with Shaqi. A vague figure quietly hid behind the silver tree.
The crown of the tree snorted and said, "That man is hostile to you. Be careful when I am away! " "
Chang 'e looked up at the canopy and nodded slightly, with tears in her eyes.
The palm of the tree crown glows, patting a rabbit from a distance and stroking its fur.
"Yutu, you should stay with the moon, don't let her be too lonely."
Jade rabbit's eyes blinked, as if she could understand what Hua Gai said.
Chang 'e looked at the fading figure, and the tears in her eyes gradually disappeared, with an inexplicable expression.
Bricks and jade tiles are in Lingxiao Hall.
"I wonder what your majesty called me for?" Tian Peng asked.
"That's what I told you before."
An old man told Tianpeng that his hair and beard were all white, and there was a long star on his head, and it was a white Venus.
"Your Majesty is not here?" Tian Peng asked.
"I mean your majesty. You just need to keep your feet on the ground, nothing else. " Venus, Taibai, said half-squinting.
Hua Gai was anxiously silent for a long time, and then said, "Execute the sacred order."
In cold water, there is a place in the prison to shave immortal bones, called immortal pool. It is said that burying immortal bones will lead to corruption.
The immortal pool is the place where heaven punishes the evil god, destroying its shrine and falling into the dust as a demon. From then on, it has nothing to do with heaven.
At this time, the canopy is soaking in the water of Xianchi.
"If you're ready, I'll start eviscerating." The white Venus smiled.
Canopy closed his eyes and said nothing. Taibai Venus didn't ask boring, but started the large array directly.
Plumes of deep red appeared in the pool water, and the ceiling was distorted due to pain.
"If I kill the Monkey King, can I come back?" Hua Gai said with a grin.
"Nature ..." Venus turned her back on the canopy, and couldn't see her expression clearly, but she said so lightly.
The ceiling has been shaved off, and Yuan Shen turned into a light and shot down from the sky.
"Ha ha, of course not!" Venus Taibai suddenly turned around, with a mocking smile on her face, staring at Tian Peng Shen Yuan who was falling into the mortal world.
Tian Peng was very angry, but in the end he forgot. When Shen Yuan was about to return to heaven, he was burning all over and was about to cut off the road to heaven with a lightning strike in his hand.
Suddenly, his body seemed to be attached to a thousand green hills, pulling him down, and the crown of the tree was startled. What method?
In a trance, he saw a corner of a golden robe in the clouds.
Is it, your majesty? The canopy is incredible, and the jade emperor is still pushing on him!
His yuan god turned into a golden light, still falling, and finally landed in the world of Gao Laozhuang. There is a parturient in the village, clutching her stomach, as if she is going to give birth.
Two figures appeared in the cloud, one of which was Chang 'e, and the canopy was pleased.
"Are you here to see me off?"
Another figure is actually Erlang God, and the ceiling is sneering in my mind.
"See my joke? Who cares? "
The parturient is about to give birth. There are many women around the house, but it is restless outside. I vaguely heard that there seemed to be a wolf chasing something.
Tianpeng ignored Erlang's face and just stared at Chang 'e. Suddenly, Tianpeng's eyes froze, and Chang 'e actually put an arm on her shoulder.
"Whose?" The ceiling is a little guilty, and I dare not broaden my horizons.
That arm is impressively Jiro's. Jiro also found the canopy looking over here, and immediately wrapped Chang 'e in his arms and held it tighter.
"No, no, moon, why don't you resist the moon and let him hug you!"
Tianpeng's eyes were red and angry, which caused tears and some blood to flow out of her eyes. He doesn't believe that Chang 'e will fall into the arms of Erlang God.
Gao Laozhuang suddenly panicked. It was a wolf chasing a wild boar and running to the village.
"No, how can the moon have a crush on a guy like Erlang Shen? He, he is just your nephew, nephew? "
Huagai suddenly stopped talking, and blood and tears rolled down his eyes.
"No, the moon is not such a pushy woman. I know her. She must be forced! "
Shen Yuan in the canopy is about to fall into the pregnant woman's stomach. Suddenly, the wooden house collapsed. A wild boar smashed the house and jumped over the pregnant woman.
Ironically, Marshal Tang Tianpeng threw a pig fetus like this.
The wolf stopped chasing the wild boar and disappeared quietly after a few flashes, but the crown recognized it.
The wolf is Sirius, the roaring dog and Erlang's war pet.
Tian Peng gnashed her teeth with hate. He growled hysterically, trying to hit Erlang and cut off his head.
He looked at Erlang's direction with hatred and suddenly froze. He saw Chang 'e talking and laughing with Erlang God. They were close and pointed at him.
"Ha-ha, moon, look at a pig fetus throwing in the canopy, ha-ha-ha-ha." Erlang Shen laughed.
"I am a colleague, so I can't say it well, hehehe." Chang 'e didn't refute, but covered her mouth with her plain hand and said with a smile.
"You like canopy, too!" Erlang God held Chang 'e's chin in one hand and quipped.
"You like pigs!" Chang 'e's face was reddish and angry.
I just feel dizzy on the ceiling and my eyes are full of blood. He cried hysterically.
"Adulter whore, kill you! Ah! "
The wild boar was still running, and suddenly broke out out of thin air, and a bloody figure suddenly appeared in Gaolaozhuang.
"Erlang God, I will cut off your head."
Huagai's figure has changed, just like a shura in hell.
"kill! Kill them all! "
Everyone in Gaolaozhuang hasn't recovered from the wild boar disaster just now, and suddenly there is a blood shadow here.
"Ah, pig demon, run."
"Monster."
"No, don't come."
...
The killing lasted for a day, and the smell of blood in the air could not be dispersed for a long time.
Blood and rain washed the whole high Zhuangzi, one step at a time, and wyndell dichinson and people's heads could be piled into a hill.
When the blood moon rises, there is only one person here, Tian Peng. He is lying on the ground, covered with blood and tears.
(Journey to the West only represents the author's personal views, which are not consistent with ancient and modern works. If there is any similarity, copy mine. )
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