I am very happy recently, and my work is very smooth; Want to laugh, recommend a few jOKes, ok?

once, a female colleague was in the bathroom and someone called for her. Xiao Liu in the office told the other party on the phone: "Your friend < P > is in the convenience, and now it is not convenient. Can I call you when your friend is convenient? " The other party: "Is it convenient < P > or inconvenient now?" Xiao Liu said patiently: "It is convenient, but it is really inconvenient now. It's convenient when it's over.

Late at night, my husband didn't come home. The daughter was anxious to call her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! " Mother whispered

comfort: "silly child, be good, don't think the worst, maybe there was an accident!" "

A man went to the hospital for a check-up, and the nurse took a needle finger for his blood test. Because there was no cotton at the moment, the nurse quickly put his finger in the entrance. The man was obsessed with half a ring and said slowly, "I have to do another urine test!" "

wild one robbed me this morning. Just grab it. Why are you grabbing pancake fruit? Why are you still riding a bike? Why is the cyclist still a young woman? What's even more hateful is that the attacker is still a six-year-old kid! I really can't imagine how his mother will feel when she finds out that he has a pancake fruit in his hand!