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Love trick

Seven secrets of love

Hide the sky from the sea:

Chasing girls doesn't mean you shouldn't be sincere. In fact, some deception is inevitable. I don't know what to say. In fact, women are sometimes stupid (I'm not slandering women, and men are sometimes stupid). Some lies often make her believe it, and others will find it ridiculous, but don't forget that if you tell the truth, she will be unhappy, even hate you or stay away from you, so it will be difficult for you to pursue her. For example, this girl doesn't like you to linger in some places. If you had gone yesterday, today she asked you what happened yesterday. Can you tell her? (However, it depends. You can tell her from the beginning that you are "honest" with her. Therefore, in this case, sweet talk is an inevitable weapon. What matters is how you express it. For example, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you if I can. The content of this paragraph really cannot be carefully considered. I had to tell her because it was impossible. It's not completely unrealistic for me to teach you. It's time to talk.

Out of thin air:

Psychologists have verified that robbing someone else's boyfriend (or girlfriend) is more attractive than chasing one yourself. Although everyone says verbally that they don't want to be a third party, they subconsciously want to try the predatory feeling of the third party. Therefore, at the beginning, you can tell the girl you want to chase that you are already taken. On the one hand, you can be sure of your value to her, indicating that you are not redundant; On the other hand, you can relax her vigilance. After all, if a girl is wary of you, it is even harder for you to chase her. At that time, you can tell the other person that you broke up, or tell her that you can't help liking her, and you have lost your previous feelings for your girlfriend. I believe she can feel it. But it should be noted that girls will not like to be substitutes, which should be remembered.

Divert attention:

Sometimes, when you don't know how to start after seeing the ideal object, my suggestion is that you can pretend to tell her that you want to chase a girl, but you don't know how to chase her, and let her be your strategist or staff officer. Of course, at first, you must never show off silk's interesting behavior towards her. She will think about how you should chase her according to her own experience or thoughts, because a person's thinking mode often alludes to herself, so she is equivalent to revealing a good way of "how to chase her". Later, you can slowly "unconsciously" like her, which depends on yourself. As the saying goes, "the master leads the door, and the practice is in the individual." If you think it's not appropriate for you to go out, or ask someone she knows among your friends to pretend to ask her and tell you the result.

Steal a dragon and turn it into a phoenix:

Chasing girls is not smooth sailing. The biggest fear is that girls will be more or less wary of you when both sides are unfamiliar at first. Therefore, if this happens, my personal suggestion is to take a back seat and have a "sworn" relationship with the other party, that is, the relationship between a dry sister and a dry brother. Surely this relationship will not be rejected by the other party? In this case, it is much more convenient to find someone to go out, and it is not easy for them to escape, is it? "Cultivate feelings!" Don't you think so? The next words are up to you!

Play hard to get:

Personally, I'm not against stalking, but sometimes it's good to give each other some breathing space. Some girls don't have to put too much pressure on her, or the other person may be afraid, because when people get along with each other, if they are bored together, they won't see the importance of each other, and only after losing them will they know whether the other person is valuable to them. For example, when chasing a girl encounters a bottleneck, or after you have missed, you can stop first, and during this time, try to restrain yourself from disturbing her. Remember, I don't mean a year or two. I think she might forget you, and then you try to get close to her and observe her reaction. If she is cold to you (maybe she wants you to stay away from her because you ignore her or she is not interested in you at all), if it is the latter, you may have to ask for help yourself. If not, congratulations, the other party will not lose feelings for you. If you say you can't see how she treats you, don't worry, some clues will be found. Be careful, I believe you can find them.

Outward and close attack:

In fact, in the process of chasing girls, the woman's friends are often the key to winning. Sometimes it is obvious that she is catching up, but it is only a small step. Isn't it irritating? So! The advice of the other friend is often more credible and effective than what you say. So, you should at least work hard on each other's girlfriends. I'm not asking you to please them, but to make them feel good about you, so that they won't hold you back or even put in a good word for you in your pursuit. Don't underestimate it, it is more effective than what you say! Come on!

Take drastic measures:

In fact, this passage should be written in the front, and you will understand after reading it. There are usually two reasons why a girl will refuse you. One is that you are not sincere enough. In other words, she doubts whether you have the heart to be with her after all. Second, there is no feeling. What do you mean, no feeling? If you haven't known each other for a long time and neither of you knows each other well enough, it may be that your appearance can't satisfy her. She was afraid of stabbing you, so she said she didn't feel anything. After all, when people meet for the first time, the first impression of appearance is the most important. If you are already friends who are familiar with each other, the meaning of not feeling will include the factors that the other party thinks you two can't get along.

Therefore, if you feel that your exterior can't attract each other, you should impress her with your sincerity and show your other advantages in time to attract each other. After all, appearance can't completely determine everything, and everything else must be supplemented by yourself. It's best to find out your interests. Even if you don't know, at least you should know this information. You can look through the books or ask others. Your chat talk is also more topical, right? She won't refuse you.

If you think your external conditions are not bad, you might as well give her a sense of security. When I say security, I don't mean that she will think that you will protect her, but I am afraid that you will be taken away by others or that you will dislike her. After all, it is difficult for a handsome boy to make a girl feel safe, so you should make her believe in you, win her trust, and make her believe that you are sincere to her, even if other girls try to approach you, you will not be moved by it. After all, there is no room for a grain of sand in your emotional eyes.

I forgot to mention a very important point. Before choosing the other half, some people tend to pursue it blindly. Actually, this is not right. Don't go after her just because you are satisfied with her appearance. Before chasing each other, you might as well stop and see if your personalities match. Maybe you don't know her yet, but if it's easy to see the difference, do you think you should chase her? Not that she is bad, but that you will regret it later. Because, even if you catch up, it's hard to divide your personality, right? My personal advice is, "If the other person is a boy and you won't choose her as your friend, then don't chase her."

★★★★★ Skills of dating a girlfriend ★★★

The other party has come for an appointment, and you and she finally stand together. The next step is real sex. You should decide the next activity mode according to the specific situation of the other party. Use different methods in different situations.

① Park: Visiting the park is one of the most common ways for young couples to fall in love. But you shouldn't just sit on a chair in the park. Instead, you should wander around or sit on the swing and let your body move, so that both sides can get rid of the tension.

Walking: It's also a good idea to walk in the moonlight, but it's important for you to let her walk on the other side of the sidewalk and keep pace with her as much as possible. The initial distance between them is 20 cm.

Dancing: We have read about the disadvantages of dancing on the first date, but if the other person is keen on it, you have to follow your heart, and you can eliminate each other's barriers in the fierce beating.

Exercise: You can increase your enthusiasm by shouting, but you can't be worse than her.

⑤ Movie: You must know that the plot is suitable for the first love couple. Don't be sad, or he will think it is a bad omen. Don't just tease, or she will think that your taste is not high. And you can't talk while watching movies, which is its shortcoming.

6 restaurant: pay attention to finding a corner position, so as to avoid people's eyes and reduce the psychological tension of the first love girlfriend. Moreover, you should ask her to sit back to the door, so that her sight will be centered on you, and at the same time you can see the whole restaurant yourself and guide the conversation in a calm atmosphere. But if it is not particularly interesting or necessary, don't find a topic in the crowd in the restaurant.

⑦ Museum: If your girlfriend is elegant and quiet, you can consider going to the museum with her, which may create a good atmosphere unexpectedly. But you can't know nothing or know very little about what is displayed in the museum. If your girlfriend tells you, it's not good for you.

⑧ Competition or performance: Let the girl watch sports competitions or acrobatic performances, let her know the world she is not familiar with, and at the same time, you can express your views while watching and deepen her impression of you.

Pet-name ruby Playground: It's easy to make people excited, create a frank and open atmosphere, and the body will naturally approach, but don't have the idea of "seizing the opportunity to disrupt", otherwise you will screw up the good thing yourself as soon as the woman is alert.

Attending the choice of restaurant: Girls will like elegant and neat small restaurants, exotic western restaurants, or go to the top floor restaurant of high-rise buildings to enjoy the night of the city while eating.

★★★★★ Precautions for dining with women ★★★

A. Take the initiative to invite her to dinner, because most girls don't want to say that they are hungry.

B. Ask her what she wants to eat first. If she doesn't comment, you can decide the menu yourself. Don't push it around, because you think being polite to each other will actually embarrass them. Be careful not to touch your teeth when ordering, because it will spoil the atmosphere.

C. Try not to make any noise while eating. You should talk to your heart while eating.

D. You can eat as much as you want. Girls usually like boys with big appetites.

★★★★ Precautions about drinking ★

A. Never force your girlfriend to drink on the first date, which will make her unhappy. She can also refuse to date you again on the pretext that you force her to drink.

B. whether you can or not, don't pretend to be massive.

C. If she drinks it and her face turns red, you should praise her. If you are late for an appointment: run to the appointment place, apologize to each other panting, and then naturally make an excuse, such as "I was stuck in a traffic jam on Zhongshan Road, so I jumped out of the car and ran there, making me panting like a cow." Or: "I want to find you a gift that you like, so that I can't catch up with the time ..." In short, be reasonable and don't let her know that you are late because of your carelessness, which has nothing to do with any car or gift. This kind of commitment helps to dispel his girlfriend's dissatisfaction, and the motive is good, so it can't be regarded as malicious deception. However, this kind of thing must not happen again. If you tell too many lies, the stuffing will eventually come out.

★★★★ Say goodbye to her skills ★★

It's best to say goodbye to her at the right station, wait with her until the bus comes, and then leave after she gets on the bus. So that women won't feel that you are not tightly entangled. If she is willing to let you take her home, it means that she has a little mutual affinity for you. At this time, the time must be separated, that is to say, the first date should end when the girl still wants to get along with you. This is the trick to make her look forward to her next date. At the same time, you should use the following invitation skills. For example, while waiting for the bus, you ask her, "Today is the summer solstice. Do you know what the summer solstice means? " She said she didn't know, and then the car came. You said, "Well, I'll tell you on our next date." Repeat the next time and place, and then send her to the car. Or, when she was about to break up, she said, "I am very happy with you." You must stop at once and say, "Great. I will make you happier next time. " Then repeat the time and place of the next appointment as appropriate.

★★★★ Understand her skills ★★

Generally, women don't hate hitting on strange men, because they subconsciously think it's because they have enough power to attract men. But if you use the wrong words and look unnatural, they won't stop to strike up a conversation with you, so you should think about the content of the conversation before you strike up a conversation and use the following questions appropriately.

Suitable for confident women with heavy makeup: Can I buy you a cup of coffee? Miss, you are so beautiful. Miss, your hair is so elegant and charming! Miss, your temperament is really charming. Can we make friends? Miss, this dress of yours is really nice. Where did you buy it? I want to tell my cousin. Miss, are you a fashion model? Please sign ... what? Aren't you? Isn't it? I don't believe it. You are so beautiful. Please sign your name. "

(2) The opening nouns that are more suitable for ordinary girls must be humorous. The scenery of the sea ahead is really beautiful. Shall we go to see the sea together? I like your dress style. Can you talk to me? I want my sister to learn. -I really want to buy you a drink. Do you want to join us? -I know a restaurant with good style and atmosphere. Let's enjoy it together

★★★★ Matters needing attention in implementation★★★

Don't talk to strange women from behind.

When eyes are opposite, a natural smile should appear on your face.

Don't look at each other from top to bottom.

Be natural and don't let the other person think that you are hitting on her on purpose.

Don't touch anyone in a hurry.

Don't give up when the other party refuses, you need to make persistent efforts. Invited at least five times.

⑦ Don't pester each other, let alone get in each other's way, and follow closely. Even if it fails, it's no big deal.

This way of meeting today can enjoy the pleasure of getting along with her briefly. If we can arrange the next meeting with her, it will be a complete success. Know how to end this first contact at the right time.

Pet-name ruby If the woman reacts enthusiastically, you don't need to stick to the above practice, but you should "pursue the victory".

★★★★ Touch her hand ★★

(1) When crossing the road, he said, "Hurry up, the red light will turn on, and then naturally lead her by the hand to cross the road.

(2) When getting off the boat or walking on a bumpy road, naturally reach out and say to her, "Come, it's dangerous here, please hold my hand."

(3) When people are crowded, say to her, "Hold my hand, or I will part." If she is shy, grab her hand. If she really likes you, It was just a few posturing struggles, and then I obeyed. If she really doesn't want to, she will "see and feel" to break free. At this time, don't force it. This is a respect for her wishes, not a sign of cowardice.

(4) When she wants to talk, naturally say "Come, I'll help you up".

5 compare the palm size with her: "Come, let's compare whose hand is bigger. Hey, your hands are so cute. "

6. Try your wrist: Can you resist her hand?

7 Palmreading: This method is very old, but it is very effective. If you really learn palm reading, you can talk for five minutes, which will greatly increase her interest.

★★★★★ Her shoulder is in contact with other parts ★★

(1) When a car comes from behind; Say to her, "Here comes the bus". So I easily put my shoulder on her and drew her closer.

② When you swing in autumn, say "Come, I'll help you push". Hands push shoulders naturally.

(3) When I walked to the door of the meal, I patted her on the shoulder and said, "What about this room?" If she agrees, gently hold her shoulder and walk in together.

(4) When the wind suddenly turns cold or suddenly rains, take off your coat and put it on her body, then gently floor her shoulders.

⑤ When introducing buildings or places of interest: put your left hand on her shoulder from behind, and point to the buildings or places of interest with your right hand: "Where is that building?" .

⑥ When riding the Ferris wheel or entering the haunted house of amusement park: hold her hand or hug her shoulder.

As soon as she stood on the grass, you said, "Oh, it's so dirty here." . Pat her on the ass a few times. Remember, the touch should be natural and gentle, the tone should be more relaxed and natural, and there should be no tension, because women are already very nervous when they first contact the opposite sex. In her mind, if she likes you, not only will she not mind you touching her, but she will also be eager for you to do so. But your movements. Attitude and intonation will have an important influence on her mood. What you do is unnatural, and she will be even more unnatural and even refuse you. The other skills introduced below are also based on the premise that she likes you and you do it naturally.

★★★★ Other skills of first contact with her ★★★

Touch her head, hold her hair with your fingers, or stroke her hair with your fingers. If she is shy and doesn't object, she can consider further contact next time.

(2) When touching her hand, touching the roots of her fingers will give her unexpected pleasure.

Squeezing her nose gently will make her happy.

Touching her forehead with your hand and saying "you naughty pig" will make her laugh. Note that when making such first contact, it should be suitable for the environment and atmosphere at that time, such as seeing the climax of a bitter drama. If the environment is right, you can add some romance, and girls won't hate it. But it's too romantic for a mature older woman.

★★★★ The skill of touching her skin ★★★

The condition of skin contact is the external atmosphere and environment plus intimate conversation with each other. The conversation must start with a natural topic, and it is best to add gestures and expressions to arouse the other person's heart. Environment and atmosphere should focus on the following points:

1. Being kept in the dark: This can eliminate her sense of shame and make her feelings more open.

(2) Being in a narrow place: The other person's bodies will naturally contact each other and naturally produce "magnetic force". If you don't hate each other, this kind of "magnetism" is very attractive and can make your attention highly concentrated.

The people around you are bustling, which makes you naturally close. The environment promotes emotional excitement, and you can't help but feel another interest when you are in contact with each other.

(4) Quiet boulevards and willows: It is easy to arouse women's feelings, and it is also a suitable place.

⑤ The climate should be warm: it is too cold to be in the mood, and the most suitable temperature is 25℃.

6. Can fascinate women's voices, low and intermittent whispers, the sound of rain, the sound of cars, and so on.

When the other person is depressed, there will be a desire to talk to the opposite sex.