Classic jokes in direct selling industry

1. Two male students fell in love with a girl at the same time, and one boy confessed as soon as he got up, scaring the girl away. Another boy followed the girl to the library to read. He found that the girl was leaving, so he stepped forward and said, Can my classmate lend me 10 yuan to buy noodles?

I lost my wallet in the dormitory. This is my student ID card. Please give me my mobile phone number and I'll pay you back later. The girl thought for a moment and said, OK. When he was saving money, the boy said, if I can borrow 20 yuan, I'll treat you to a bowl, too. As a result, two people are so good.

2. A rich man married a wife and had three candidates. The rich man gave each of the three girls 1000 yuan to fill the room. Girl A bought a lot of cotton and filled her room with 1/2. Girl B bought a lot of balloons, which occupied 3/4 of the room. Girl C bought candles to fill the room with light. Finally, the rich man chose the one with the biggest breasts.

My friend just got married and opened a cosmetics store. Business is good. One day when I went to the store to play, I met a 40-year-old female customer and asked Xiao Li, "How is this cosmetic made?" Xiao Li: "Oh, I'm not familiar with this. Please wait a moment, my mother will introduce you. " Said and pulled his wife over. The customer looks straight at his wife for ten seconds and takes out his wallet without asking anything: "Buy".

After taking a shower, I loosened my wet hair and said to my husband who was reciting the direct selling course, "Honey, blow my hair." The husband said without looking up, "All right. Your hair is great, black and shiny, delicate and supple, ranking first in the world! "

5. After graduation, my classmate started perfect direct selling. I can't bear to see him fall into a trap and be cheated. After my earnest persuasion, he finally agreed to do Amway with me.