25 jokes with fewer words

1. The wife asked her husband: A boy who chased me before came here on business and wanted to have dinner with me! Do you mind?

The husband thought for a moment and asked: When did he chase you?

Wife: sophomore!

Husband: How much do you weigh?

Wife: About 90 kg!

The husband looked up and down at his 90-pound dark-skinned wife and said, Come on, let's forget it. ...

2. The landlord was late for primary school every day and was always laughed at by his classmates. Suddenly one day I miraculously got up at six o'clock! I'm so happy! Thinking that Lao Tzu is finally going to be proud today.

Run all the way to school. As soon as I entered the classroom door, a classmate's words made me unforgettable. "Where's your schoolbag?" As a result, I was late again that day

3. When I went to the park in the morning, I felt itchy when I saw the old man Zamabu. An old man saw me tied up for a long time and said that my concentration was really good. He asked me if I had practiced before. I said I was often constipated and squatted out of the toilet.

At a social banquet, several men and women talked about confidentiality. The man said, "You women are all big mouths, and no one can keep a secret." A young woman retorted, "Who said that? I can keep a secret. Since I was 24 years old, I stopped telling others my age. It has been seven years now, and no one knows my age. " Men. .

A girl of seven or eight years old asked me what time it was on the elevator last night! I said in a weak voice, can you see me? The girl said with a lovely face, Uncle, you are so fat that no one can see you! Me: ...

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