66 selected quotations from buying a house

1. schlappner: If you don't know where to buy a house, look inside the most expensive building.

second, when it's time to hand over the house, I haven't seen anyone notice me to take over the house. I heard that the developer has no money, and I'm panicked.

3. I used to smoke Yuxi, but now I smoke double happiness.

4. After decades of hard work, I finally bought a suite in the suburbs of Beijing. On the day of payment, I trembled and took out my mobile phone to tell my family, but the boot screen showed: Welcome to Hebei Mobile?

5. The second phase and the third phase are almost completed, only to find that the green space marked on the renderings is actually not a green space, but a very important municipal road. I think that in the future, there will be a main road outside the window, and cars will come and go, which will make me restless and anxious.

VI. Shout: In 3 years, the house will be mine.

7. Coca-Cola: an unstoppable owner.

VIII. Lawrence: Buying a house is life.

9. After the down payment and monthly payment are paid, go to the construction site every day, and wait for death without seeing the ceiling.

1. Take your time! The monthly payment exceeds 55% of my income, so I have to hold on.

Xi. Beijing: people who speak foreign languages live in the second ring road, people who speak Shanxi dialect in the third ring road, people who speak all corners of the country in the fourth ring road, and people who speak Mandarin outside the fifth ring road.

XII. Wu Jianren: Twenty years have witnessed the strange situation of buying houses.

XIII. hesitate between buying a small apartment in one lump sum and a large apartment in installments.

14. Shelley: The housing exhibition has already started, can buyers be far behind?

15. Wei Xiaobao: The owner can buy a house with great dignity. It is better to meet him when he is famous. My admiration for him is like a surging river?

XVI. Zhu Xi: We should carefully observe the owners of houses, so as to get the truth of the world.

XVII. Hu Shi: Buy a house boldly and pay carefully.

XVIII. Adam? Smith: There is an invisible hand to guide the purchase.

XIX. Camus: As soon as people buy a house, God laughs.

2. There are more than two overdue repayment records in a year.

21st. Pig Bajie: The owner blows a ball and a big ball while buying a house.

XXII. Ye Shengtao: I bought three or five sets more.

XXIII. Zhuangzi: That developer is so happy!

XXIV. Shanghai: Those who speak foreign languages live in the inner ring, those who speak Shanghai dialect live outside the outer ring, and those who speak Mandarin live between the inner ring and the outer ring.

twenty-five. There are all kinds of fitness equipment downstairs, but it's too few to use. When you get up in the morning to exercise, there are a lot of people around you.

XXVI. Balzac: Things in the world are never absolute, and the results are completely different from person to person. Buying a house is a stepping stone for genius, a fortune for capable people and an abyss for the weak.

XXVII. Apart from companies and homes, loan banks are the most familiar places.

XXVIII. Laozi: Why do you want to buy a house? The reason cannot be expressed in words.

XXIX. Sartre: In your impression, there should be sulfur, blazing fires and grills for torture in hell? Oh, that's a big joke. Why use the grill? The sales office is hell!

3. Motorola: There is no limit to buying a house!

XXXI. Every month, one week before repayment, I begin to dream that someone is collecting debts.

thirty-two. Look at all kinds of advertisements for houses, with gorgeous words and beautiful pictures. They describe beautiful life and love it.

33. Nietzsche: If you keep staring at the other end of the sales office, the sales girl will start staring at you.

34. Darwin: after the owners no longer live in trees, buying a house is a reasonable evolutionary direction.

thirty-five. I don't know why the ceiling fell, but I didn't hurt anyone. I'm glad to die.

thirty-six. There are too many houses, and too few have good cost performance. I look around the houses on weekends and run to death.

37. Da? Finch: Whoever doesn't want to buy a house will put himself in the ranks of the inferior.

thirty-eight. after pay, the first thing is to deposit enough money into the repayment account.

thirty-nine. When the house is well decorated, friends and family are invited to have dinner at home, and everyone keeps praising the new home for its beauty. No matter whether it is sincere or not, it's beautiful.

4. When the house is handed over, it is found that the area has increased by more than 3%. According to the contract, a large amount of house payment should be paid, while the neighbor's contract is carefully signed, and there is no need to pay for the excess. I am envious.

forty-one. why am I not a descendant of a multimillionaire?

42. Heisenberg? The proponent of uncertainty principle? We are not sure which community the owner will buy, but the owner does spend money quickly.

43. GM: It is possible to have a house.

44. Changyu: It's all the fault of buying a house!

45. Qingdao: Korean speakers live in the seaside, Mandarin speakers live in the front of the mountain and Qingdao speakers live in the back of the mountain.

Forty-six. After living in the house for three months, a group of people drove into the open space in front of the door to carry out construction, only to know that they lived in the first phase, followed by the second phase and the third phase. All day long, the machines roared and were noisy.

forty-seven. Confucius: in a threesome, there must be a buyer.

48. Zi Xia: The owner guessed the beginning but couldn't guess the ending.

Forty-nine. Bian Zhilin: The owner looks at the property on the roadside, and the owner's sales girl looks at you upstairs.

fifty. Foreign imported heating? It broke down in less than a year, and I was asked to wait for two days. It was in the cold winter, curled up at home, breathing into ice and freezing to death.

51. Summer, exactly? Sauna? The weather, living on the 2 th floor, suddenly power failure, air conditioning, electric fans, elevators all paralyzed, can not get on, can not get off, hot to death

fifty-two. I was woken up by my wife. The wife said:? Sleep and shout: pay in one lump sum? .

53. The salesgirl has a bad attitude. When people who see clothes and clothes generally ignore them, their eyes show it? You can't afford this house? . I can't see its snobbery. I'm so angry.

fifty-four. Tang Priest: When you understand how to sacrifice your life for righteousness, you will naturally go to buy a house with these owners.

fifty-five. The sales girl has a very good attitude. She calls one time a day and only talks back and forth. Why don't you come and buy it , bored to death.

56. Ai Qing: Why do owners often have tears in their eyes? Because the owner loves the title certificate deeply?

57. Wang Shuo: Ignorant owners are fearless.

58. Without real estate, there will be no new China, and without real estate, there will be no new China.

59. T-shirts from Dunhill Road to Metersbonwe? Bang Wei.

6. Chou-heung: As one of the owners who can buy a house, is there a lot of pressure?

Guanyin: When you buy a house, you will find yourself the Monkey King.

62. the Monkey King: It's been a long night. I didn't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep because I couldn't buy a house. So you couldn't sleep because you couldn't buy a house.

sixty-three. live in a new house, get up in the morning, the sun is shining, and sit on the balcony and watch the scenery.

sixty-four. My girlfriend loves flowers like life, but she hasn't sent her roses for more than a year.

sixty-five. Supreme Treasure: I once had a nice house in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I felt regretful. The greatest pain in life is nothing more than this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to it: I'll buy you! ?

66. Einstein: Whether the owner buys a house or the owner buys a house depends on your reference coordinates.