Have you ever seen a buffet guest driven out by the owner of the buffet?

My college classmate, physical education student, shot putter, weighs about 300 kilograms.

Every time he goes to the canteen to buy food and goes back to the dormitory, he carries several bags of vegetables in his hand. Everyone thought that he brought meals to his dormitory brothers, but in fact they were all his own meals.

At that time, there was a barbecue buffet at the east gate of the school, which seemed to cost 35 yuan a person.

Then they went in groups of five, all practicing sports together, but only he looked at the big one, and everyone else just looked at the thin one. So, I didn't attract the boss's attention when I went.

As a result, the boss never imagined that these people were simply animals. Although the one in our class is the fattest, others are worse than him. The boss looked at it with a straight grin, but he couldn't get rid of the guests. Just looking at it, the meat hurts.

Finally, the cows were full of food and drink, and the boss chased them to the door with a cigarette. After going around one by one, he said, you people are very considerate of me and don't come here in the future. Thank you for smoking this cigarette!

Although you haven't been kicked out, after listening to the boss, you guys really can't bear to leave again.

Once, my colleague Xiao Guo invited me to a buffet after work. I feel good. There are many kinds of dishes in the buffet, and I also want to eat seafood. I agreed happily. When I arrived at the cafeteria, Xiao Guo and I each paid 100 yuan, and we were ready to eat. I put some mutton rolls, some vegetables, some cooked chicken legs and some scallops on the table.

I'm a little confused to see Xiao Guo take so much. I asked Xiao Guo, can you eat so much? You can't finish eating here. What can you do? Guo told me with a smile that it would be nice to eat enough of these things. Guo put the crab in the pot and cooked it. He grilled kebabs and shrimps and ate chicken wings. Guo really left. It is really edible. Guo quickly finished eating a large plate of chicken wings.

Guo's eating has also attracted the attention of other diners nearby. Those diners laughed as if watching Guo eat so much. I said you can really eat Guo. You have a good appetite. Guo's constitution is not fat, but thin. He didn't expect to eat meat, so he can eat it.

Guo and I finished eating, so we walked to the door. At this moment, a middle-aged man stopped me and Guo. The man said to Guo, you have eaten too much, little brother. You are eating alone, and you are catching up with three people. The middle-aged man said that he is the owner of this cafeteria. The man politely told Guo that next time, little brother, don't come to my house for dinner. You are eating at another buffet restaurant.

Twins eat buffet.

One goes to eat first, and the other takes off his windbreaker in the toilet and gives it to the person who goes first. The boss found that he went to the toilet and returned to the air.

After several times, the boss found that they were twins.

Sister Wang is my next-door neighbor. She is 40 years old. Every time I see her, she wears beautiful makeup. I don't know what the man does. Sister Wang rented a facade room somewhere and opened a cafeteria at 49.9 yuan. However, due to the epidemic last winter, business was not very good and it was closed.

I went to Sister Wang's house on a business trip, and when I was sitting on her sofa, I discussed in depth whether the buffet made money or not, that is, whether I had the urge to kick the other person out when I met something particularly delicious.

Sister Wang said that the geographical conditions of the place where she used to open a buffet were very good, because there were many construction workers around, and workers' brothers often came to her for drinks. Men eat less when they drink, but they also have food. Occasionally they can't meet something to eat every day, can they?

But she once kicked a guest out, and begged her grandfather to tell her grandmother and even give her money, begging her not to come to her for help in the future. She's scared.

What is the reason?

He is a young man in his early thirties, short and thin, dressed in plane, and has been here several times, but it was that time that scared Sister Wang to death!

At noon, the young man brought an old man. After they paid the money, they began to eat and drink. The old man focused on drumsticks, the young man focused on crayfish and bones, and they drank some wine. It's nothing.

Probably the young man paid for it, and he was distressed. From beginning to end, he ate plate after plate of bones, which was called incense. Because he is sitting on the table next to the cashier, Sister Wang can see them.

The young man choked from eating and drinking in the sea. The last plate of bones was served. Without chewing twice, Sister Wang felt that the other person was eating from her own stomach. As long as she could eat, Sister Wang didn't care at first. Later, the young man was probably worried about money, threw up after eating, and then quickly used the drink. Who knows, completely blind, he almost fainted!

Sister Wang hurried forward, and it took the young man a long time to return to Jiner Road. Looking at the remaining points, he continued to work on the principle of not wasting. Sister Wang quickly stopped him and said:

"I won't deduct your deposit, don't eat it!"

Sister Wang has seen something that can be eaten, but she has never seen anything that can be forced into it!

The young man is still adamant, and after drinking a little wine, he feels that Sister Wang looks down on him. Sister Wang hurried to talk about it, begging grandpa to tell grandma, and finally returning the money to the young man, asking him not to come in the future. It's really something. She can't afford it.

Under the persuasion of the old man who came with him, the young man put it down. With the help of the old man, he bent down and left with small steps. Before he left, he also arranged a bottle of drink!

Sister Wang said with emotion, "I'm afraid he will die in my shop!"

Some people go to a buffet, and no matter how much they spend, they always want to eat it back. If you have something expensive to eat, if you don't, eat more. It's absolutely not a loss.

Can eat also just, no matter how ordinary people eat, eat but the boss's calculation, just like the young man's behavior, irony, I can't help but think of a sentence:

Although the buffet is good, don't be greedy!

Oh, by the way, I hope this article will not be seen by Sister Wang's husband, otherwise it will cause unnecessary misunderstanding.

I met two stevedores pulling bricks with cars. In the evening, they ate a buffet, each person 18 yuan. The two men only ate ribs, and they ate more. On the third day, the boss came over and gave them five yuan each, which made them leave.

I've really seen this, and it's a joke for a long time.

I remember more than ten years ago, one of our masters contracted some work and he asked me to help him. Among them are tilers, oilmen and plumbers. I work in water and electricity, and the work of a tile worker is done by several migrant workers.

At noon, all of us went to the nearby cafeteria for dinner. This cafeteria serves shabu-shabu and barbecue in 48 yuan, as well as all kinds of wine, fruit cold cuts, snacks, cooked food and so on.

Probably these migrant workers' brothers are usually short of oil and water, or frugal, and are unwilling to eat like this. It's a feast to see so many delicious foods.

These migrant workers' brothers specialize in meat and all kinds of seafood, because meat is the most expensive! There are a lot of plates in front of the last person to eat. Let's see the food. A joke described now is to help the wall in and help the wall out.

If it's just such a meal, it's better to say that because this job can't be completed in one day, I have been eating like this for several days in a row, and finally the restaurant owner can't stand it. So once after dinner, the boss came to this table of several of us and said to us; Don't come after I give you a 20% discount this time.

Seeing this topic reminds me of a colleague who once had a buffet!

Around 20 10, I opened a cafeteria in my small county, with beautiful environment and many ingredients. The focus is on the unlimited supply of mutton rolls in this cafeteria, and all kinds of beer and liquor drinks are deeply loved by the working class!

As a part-time job, as long as I get paid every month, I always invite three or five friends to go to the cafeteria for a rare tooth sacrifice.

Every time we go to the buffet, we will empty our stomachs in advance, and get back the 25 yuan from the buffet in order to have a big meal in the cafeteria!

One day, my colleague Xiao Pang and I went to the cafeteria. Our main goal is to eat mutton rolls, nothing else.

At first, Xiao Pang and I each took ten plates of mutton rolls, and the tables were full. We also took some cold beer. So we ate mutton rolls and drank beer, not to mention how comfortable it was!

After the mutton rolls on the table were destroyed by us, Xiao Pang stared at the machine for cutting mutton rolls. Every time the machine starts, Xiao Pang will stand aside and cut a plate for the first time. Xiao Pang took a plate and took more than ten plates at a time.

After eating, Xiao Pang smoked a cigarette to rest and digest himself. Staring at the mutton cutter again.

When Xiao Pang and I ate more than 100 plates of mutton rolls, the boss couldn't help it. He ran over and said to us, "Brothers, you are welcome to come to our store for consumption, but we earn hard money from small businesses. Guys, can we eat something else? Mutton rolls are too expensive for our store to eat like this ... "

The boss looked aggrieved and said, take out cigarettes, give each of us one, and light it for us personally …

The boss said so, and we are embarrassed to stay any longer …

From then on, whenever I pass by this store, people will always unconsciously think of the interesting thing of eating mutton rolls with Xiao Pang!

Twenty years ago, our first local buffet hot pot was not large in scale, with seven or eight tables, each with 30 yuan. A friend of mine and his buddy (one strong and one fat) ate 10 Jin of mutton slices (half a catty of frozen), beer, soda and loose wine were free, and they went for three days in a row. On the third day, the boss couldn't help it and brought them one.