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First, discover a shocking QQ secret! ! ! Hahaha! !

"I found an amazing secret of qq!"

Text: I found today that just dragging oicq to the top of the screen will disappear automatically, and it will reappear as soon as the mouse moves over. How cool! ! !

You don't have to press minimize anymore. That's so cool!

Try it if you don't believe me.

The following are excerpts of some responses:

Reply (1): Wow, that's amazing. I didn't think it was true!

Landlord, you are great! ! ! ! ! !

Reply (2): Oh dear. . . I found it too. . It turns out that it is ok to drag it to the far left. . . Dragging to the far right has the same effect. . . Ha ha ha ha. . You can drag it to the bottom. . Top. . . . . I feel dizzy. . . . It's amazing. . Keep dragging. . Everyone will drag qq to play in the future. . Definitely more fun than chatting.

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Reply (3): Today, I found that as long as I cut off the power supply, my monitor will turn off. It's amazing and cool ~ ~ ~

Reply (4): I found today that you can see what you said to your friends by clicking a key called chat record in oicq! How cool! ! ! !

No more talking with a pen and copying records. That's so cool!

Try it if you don't believe me.

Reply (5): I found a strange thing today, which can control the small triangle on the screen when plugged into the computer.

You don't have to use the keyboard to go up and down the left and right keys anymore.

Reply (6): I found that soda can be opened with a bottle opener.

Finally, I don't have to break the bottle and filter out the glass to drink ~

So cool and short ~ ~

Try it if you don't believe me ~

Reply (7): Ah

I just found out that qq can open two ~ ~ ~

One disappears on the left, the other disappears on the right, and the mouse has to point to them left and right before it comes out. Powder stimulation!

It must be fun to use qq like this in the future.

Reply (8): Today, I found that I can fart without taking off my pants! How cool! ! !

Never take off your pants and fart again. That's so cool!

Try it if you don't believe me.

Reply (9): I also found a big secret. Let me tell you something: if nothing happens to the children, there will be more than a dozen.

You can all grow up after the year. Just try it.

Reply (10): Today, I found that pressing the power button for 5 seconds can turn it off! How cool! ! ! !

Never use the computer shutdown system again. It's so cool!

Try it if you don't believe me.

Reply (1 1): I am the landlord of Tencent. Thank you for discovering this skill. I thank you on behalf of the company.

Reply (12): I always thought qq was used to decorate the screen. It turned out that those little people were chatting with me. Oh, my God, I just found out. This is a big secret. Please try it.

Reply (13): Today, I found that I can pull out a nosebleed as long as I put my finger into my nostril and dig hard. How cool! ! !

You don't have to punch if you want to have a nosebleed in the future. That's so cool!

Try it if you don't believe me.

Reply (14): I found today that as long as the car is on fire. Then you can drive away by yourself as soon as you step on the gas pedal, which is very fast. How cool! ! !

I don't have to push her anymore. That's so cool!

Try it if you don't believe me.

Reply (15): Today, I found that when eating, as long as my upper and lower teeth keep biting, my stomach will be broken and I can still swallow it. How cool! ! !

You don't have to break it with a blender before eating. That's so cool!

Try it if you don't believe me.

Reply (16): It's amazing to find that the mouse cursor can be moved anywhere on the screen today! ! ! !

If you don't believe me, you can try! ! op9o7i8

Today I finally found that I can breathe through my mouth. Damn, I remember the last time I caught a cold and almost choked to death. That was close! ! !

Today, I also discovered a big secret.

After reading several replies, I smiled on the spot, and my hand actually got up and pulled again.

It turns out that you can get up and laugh after laughing.

No more lying on the ground laughing. That's so cool!

Try it if you don't believe me.

I found that soda can be opened with a bottle opener.

Finally, I don't have to break the bottle and filter out the glass to drink ~

It's so cool ~ ~ ~

Try it if you don't believe me ~

I also found out today that he wouldn't let you get on the plane if you didn't have the money to go to the Internet cafe.

Second, once I was driving, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked, "Why don't you wear a condom when driving?"

2. Go home at the weekend, get addicted to cigarettes after dinner, and plan to go for a walk on the pretext. When changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go.

I said, "Go have a cigarette!" . As a result, my father found a pack of white generals from me and gave me a good K.

3. In computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine. "Boss, change the machine!

Go to McDonald's to buy a sweet bucket, and finally it's my turn. I can't wait to say, "Give me two rollers!" " . Don't consider sth

The waiter said to me loudly; "Two rollers, four dollars!" .

5. I met a long-awaited girl who came out of the bathhouse and wanted to get close. She held back for a long time and said, "Take a shower."

Ah, are there many men in it? "。

6. A teacher played mahjong all night and saw that the blackboard had not been wiped. He was furious: "Who will make trouble in the village today?" Don't clean the blackboard! " .

7. The teacher asked me to do my homework. If I can't do it, I'll copy from others. Then I went to the office to hand in my homework and saw the teacher say, "I copied it."

It's over! "。

8. A gentleman was very nervous on the day of driving test. The examiner embarrassed him and asked him to stop at a place with a fire hydrant on the side of the road.

Cars. This Curtis said nervously, "Report the fire hydrant. There is an examiner on the roadside. No parking!" " " .

9. When KFC just produced the best popcorn, an old lady ran over to the waiter and said, "Give me the best diced chicken." laugh one's ass off

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10. The first thing I used to say when I went back to the dormitory was, "Is someone calling me?" ...

1 1. A classmate likes to smoke while defecating.

Once he just came out of the toilet and said to us loudly, "Ah, it's so cool to smoke and shit." He is dizzy.

12. Me: That's our physics teacher. . .

Classmate: What do you teach?

Me: Chemistry. . .

13. In the Internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher, help me turn on the cheat."

In order to commemorate him in the future, we always shout at the teacher at the physical education class: "Master! He cheated while driving! "

14. Buy oranges, boss: 1 yuan 5 1 kg. Me: It's too expensive, five yuan and three Jin. Boss: no, no.

15. Eat for one day. . .

Rice, why hasn't my lady come yet? Come on.

16. Just now, I was eating cream cake while reading this post. Gg next to him suddenly said, Can you grow cream by eating peas like this?

Do you know that?/You know what? . . Sudden cold

17. In the Internet cafe, I was thinking about getting off the plane and wanting to pay the bill, so I shouted, "Boss, stop (grab) the plane!"

18. junior high school art evening, rushing to answer questions.

Hostess: "Attention, everyone, don't grab it too fast." When I finished, I began to raise my hand. "

Then he began to look at the topic and said, "Now. . . "

At this time, a player scrambled to answer.

The host said: "This classmate is a little too anxious. I' started' (shit) is still in my mouth, why did you rob me? "

That smile under the stage:)

19.Xi Ann called rice. When the classmates came back from Xi 'an and entered the restaurant, they shouted, "Boss, bring a bowl of rice!" " The boss is cold!

20. after dinner, shout "stationmaster, check out!"

2 1. One day, a friend went to KFC, and the salesman smiled and asked him what he wanted. My friend said, give me a Spanish chicken roll!

22. At a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the Xinjiang song and dance-hold your head up!

Creepy! ! ! ! !

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