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How to make friends pay back money tactfully
2. "Hey, don't forget to include the interest of 5000 Yuan You you owe me this month." "Isn't it 500 yuan! Where did you get the interest? " "Just kidding ~ I think you are afraid. Ha ha ha ha ha. "
3. Take him to sing. Just open Eason Chan's "backpack" and sing emphatically: Why don't you return what you borrowed?
4. borrow money from him, the amount is the same, and you don't have to pay it back.
5. Tell a story: Once upon a time, a man didn't pay back the money, and then, and then he died.
6. Before, every time someone asked me to borrow dozens of dollars, and then later said to pay back five dollars first, I said forget it and pay it back together. Because it is generally said that people who pay back five yuan first will not pay back the money in the end. But the truth is, I didn't even get five dollars in the end. . .
7. Change the avatar of "no money to spend" and chat with him.
8. Tell her: it is presumptuous to pay back money, and it is restrained to owe money.
Tell him that the money you lent me before can be paid back later. I'm in no hurry.
10, gracefully put a computer with sound in front of t a, and press the amount of arrears while returning to zero, endlessly circulating, and the sound of returning to zero resounded through the air.
1 1. Change Weibo's, WeChat's and QQ's avatars to "pay off debts" and then turn to Weibo every day to praise him on WeChat and say hello to him on QQ. I will definitely pay back the money within half a month. Call me Lei Feng.
12, the wallet you are holding back, let it swell up by yourself.
13. Last time I borrowed 500 yuan from my classmate for two months, I didn't mention anything, and then I called her and said, Hey XX, do you have Internet now? Do me a favor, please take a picture of everything in the shopping cart for me, just 500 yuan, without returning it to me?
14. Pretend that you have no money, but you really want to buy something. Then it suddenly occurred to me that I could make a smooth transition to paying back the money.
15, change the avatar to his ugly photo, and don't change it for a day.
16. Sing to him: Give me mine back and spit it out after eating mine.
17, put a dollar in his hand and tell him, "Now you owe me 13."
18, act like you have money to lend to others.
19. Find a friend who is close to you but has a general relationship to borrow the same amount of money, then transfer the debt and let that friend ask him for it.
20. The man said that his wife was pregnant, and the woman said that her husband's foreskin was too long.
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