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Do you know how to tell this joke for nothing?

Five dollars? I'm not that kind of person. ......

50 bucks? Who do you think you are!

500 bucks? I am your man tonight.

5000 yuan? Don't treat me like a person tonight.

$50,000? No matter how many people come.

$500,000? Whether people come or not tonight.