A joke that makes people very happy.

1. In order to be a rich second generation, I stayed in bed every day until my father made a fortune.

A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without a brain.

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3. The green light starts slowly. Coach, what's the matter? Can't you choose your favorite color?

Time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles is over and it's time to pretend.

5. It's him! It's him! That's him! Sao nian hero little scum

6. I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I told myself that I couldn't get it.

7. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

7. The company recruits employees. Hundreds of college students rushed to announce themselves: "I am from Peking University", "I am from Jiaotong University" and "I am from Zhejiang University". Suddenly, a girl shouted, "I have big breasts!" " The chairman struck the table and said, "It's you!" 0

9. The bus is too crowded now. I tried to fart secretly, but I just burped.

1 When I fell on the street and people around me laughed at me, I got up and fell a few times, killing them.

1 1. Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus.

12. I'm going to get a haircut, and I twisted my neck when I left my bangs.

13. I am still so young and have reached the peak of my life. Excellence is terrible.

14. Everyone is working hard, and I am still lying in bed playing with my mobile phone anxiously.

15. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

15. Praise is really a cold expression. Don't give the other party any chance to reply, just silently tell others that I have read it.

17. I want to give you a lovely Valentine's Day gift, but the courier won't let me in.

18. The TV said that the mobile phone would radiate under the pillow, which scared me to turn off the TV and throw away the pillow.

19. I don't know if you have thought about it. In fact, fate doesn't want to strangle you, it just wants you to stop eating. Some people test their strength, while others test their eyesight. 2 1. Last month, the income was ok. I ate what dogs eat. Last month, my income was very small. I ate what dogs eat. This month, the cows are scattered, and I am going to eat dogs.