What are some funny jokes?

1. Once upon a time, there was a bun. He got hungry while walking, so he ate himself.

2. There is a bicycle, and it rides itself away.

3. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

4. On a hot afternoon, a match head itched and scratched, and then caught fire.

5. I was in the toilet once and ran out of paper. I said to my wife: "Bring me the paper towel!"

6. A girl was heartbroken, and I advised her: "Two-legged men are hard to find, but there are plenty of three-legged toads!" ”

7. Two people were quarreling, and suddenly someone next to them said: “You are really full and have nothing to do!”

8. Colleagues are arguing with others and are anxious. He opened his mouth and said, "Do you think I grew up eating?" I have always wondered what he grew up on.

9. In computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine, so he shouted: "Boss, change the machine!"

10. While eating, reading posts and reading classics I listened to my wife and laughed to death, so she said to me: "Read it after you finish eating, otherwise your brain will suffer from indigestion!"