Funny humorous copy.

1. and my girlfriend 1 After watching the kung fu drama, I asked my girlfriend: Look, with my IQ, how many episodes can I live in the palace? The best friend said: It's just your figure. Do you still want to enter the palace?

Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up as soon as he came up?

In fact, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but I'm afraid I can't even make ordinary friends, so I still can't help it. Today, I have to say, "Give me my money back!" "

As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you probably hanged yourself, and everyone thinks you are swinging.

The bus in Beijing is too crowded. I got on the bus when I passed the bus stop in the morning, and finally got off and was squeezed into another bus.

6. The school organized a lazy contest, and the first prize was rich. The whole school signed up, but I was too lazy to sign up and finally won the prize.

7. Every time I ride a bike to work, I am always laughed at by my colleagues. When I am rich, I will buy two luxury cars, one to clear the way in front and the other to protect the driver in the back. I will ride a bike in the middle to see who dares to laugh at me.

Don't speak ill of my friend in front of me, or I will be tempted to follow suit.

9. After entering the society, I discovered that I can't spell my parents, only Pinduoduo.

10. Many people are constantly planning their lives, and they are under great pressure every day. Actually, no matter how you live. You'll regret it. Think about your past 10 years.

1 1. Only those who look good and attractive can be called foodies, and those who look like you can only be called fools.

12. Someone said that I wore eye shadow, which was a disgrace to my dark circles and the night I spent last night.

13. People say I think I have a super good temper, but I don't have a temper, or I'm afraid no one will be embarrassed.

14. When there are many snakes when you go out for an outing, you must remember to bring an umbrella. If you encounter a snake, you can open your umbrella: "Wait a thousand years, wait a while! "Such a scream is very literary!

15. A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

16. I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Every time: stop here, stop here. Before long, the dog went crazy.

17. Find a wife if you can't wash clothes. If your daughter-in-law can wash clothes, you don't have to. Her daughter-in-law can't wash clothes, so you learn to wash them.

18. There is a one-dollar coin in the flower bed, but the sign next to the flower bed says, "It's really embarrassing to be fined three yuan for stepping on the flower bed.

19. The world is so strange. Poverty limits my imagination, but not my weight.

20. Your life is short, but I am fat for a while.

2 1. I am in a regular state every day. I didn't wake up in the morning, I didn't wake up in the afternoon, I felt like I had beaten chicken blood at night, and I felt my intestines were green in the middle of the night.