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Recommend some English poetry readings, short stories and jokes before class.

Can we get our teacher back?

Once, a school inspector visited a school with only three classrooms. A room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy standing and talking. He took the boy to another room and stood him in the corner.

Five minutes later, a little boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we get our teacher back?"

Can we send the teacher back?

Once, an inspector visited a school with only three classrooms. One classroom was very noisy, so the inspector caught a man standing and talking, took him to another classroom and made him stand in the corner. Five minutes later, a little boy came in from the first classroom and asked, "When can you let our teacher go back?"

Save more.

"Mom, you will be satisfied with me today," Dick said to his mother when he came home from school. "I saved the fare. I didn't go to school by bus, I chased it all the way. "

"Well," his mother said with a smile, "you should run after the taxi next time, and you will save more money."

China contrast:

"Mom, you will be satisfied with me today," Dick said to his mother when he came home from school. "I saved money on the bus. I didn't take the bus when I went to school, but followed me all the way to school. "

"Oh," his mother said with a smile, "next time you run after a taxi, you will save more."

Big head and big head

"All the children make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "You have a beautiful head. Stop crying now and go to the store to buy ten pounds of potatoes. "

"Where is the shopping bag?"

"I didn't—use your hat."

Arrogance, arrogance

"All the children make fun of me," the little boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."

"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted. "Your head is very beautiful. Ok, stop crying and go to the store to buy 10 Jin of potatoes. "

"Where is the bag?"

"I don't have a bag, just use your hat."