Before the joke class

1 Who in the world will suddenly get old?

Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 1 100 million. Because of singleness!

How much do I need to bring when I go out in typhoon weather?

Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.

The exam is coming. What books can't I read?

Answer: Encyclopedia (lose all encyclopedias).

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?

[Answer] Have a place in heaven

Q: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question 7: What is the pencil surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Q: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question 9: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Joke:

I just bought a coke from McDonald's and drank it ... I have a bag in one hand and a coke in the other. Suddenly, the phone rang. Without thinking, I bit a straw to answer the phone, and then the coke I made fell all over the floor with my IQ. ...

1 The thief climbed over the window and entered a family in Fan Shi Street, Yueqing, Zhejiang.

When he was ready to steal it, he found that "Sorry" was playing on TV, which was exactly what he had always wanted to watch.

So I watched it quietly, but I laughed to a funny place and was heard by the owner downstairs upstairs.

Go up and send it to the police station at once. This guy is so unprofessional. ...