5 English jokes (in Chinese and English), 10 English puzzles (including Chinese and English answers)

Mother asked her little boy, dear, what did the teacher teach you today? "Nothing, Mom," the son replied bluntly. "On the contrary, she asked me what one plus two was, and I gave her three." The mother asked her young son, "Honey, what did the teacher teach you today?" The son said proudly, Nothing, Mom. Instead, she asked me what one plus two was, and I told her it was three.

My puppy can't read.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog! Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read. My dog can't read.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog! Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "

I just bit my tongue. "Are we poisonous?" The young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she answered. "Why do you ask?" "Because I just bit my tongue!

I just bit my tongue. "Are we poisonous?" A young snake asked its mother. "Yes, dear," she answered. "Why do you ask?" "Because I just bit my tongue."

A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she found a cat crouching behind a bush. She looked at the cat and the cat looked at the mouse. Mother mouse cried fiercely, "woof, woof, woof!" " The cat was so scared that it ran for its life. Mother mouse turned to her children and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?" A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she saw a cat waiting in the bushes. Mother mouse shouted at the cat, "Woof, woof, woof". The cat was so scared that it ran away as hard as it could. The mother mouse turned to her child and said proudly, "Now you know the importance of a foreign language.

Tom's excuse Teacher: Tom, why are you late every day? Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow". Tom's excuse Teacher: Tom, why are you late every day? Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."

Tom called Jim by his first name: "I can't stand such stupidity!" " Jim said, "Your mother can stand it!" Tom scolded Jim, "I can't stand you idiot!" " Jim said, "Your mother can!"