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A thief goes to steal something , I went to a poor man's house and searched for a long time but didn't find anything valuable, but I didn't want to go back empty-handed and found that there was still some rice in the owner's jar. The thief wanted to steal the rice, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find anything that could hold the rice. The thief suddenly thought of a good way to use his own cotton-padded jacket to carry the rice, so he put the cotton-padded jacket on the ground to hold the rice. The male owner woke up and found something dark on the ground. He thought it was the quilt that had fallen off, so he picked it up. The thief wanted to leave after pouring the rice. He searched for a long time but couldn't find his cotton-padded jacket. He was thinking about my cotton-padded jacket. When the mistress woke up, she asked the man that her husband seemed to have a thief. The male host said that there would be thieves there because the family was so poor. At this time, the thief took up the conversation. He said: Where would my cotton-padded jacket go without a thief? ! ! !

1: Why should I kill you, my love?

2: The cashier said: I have no change and I will give you two plastic bags

3: My advantage is: I am very handsome, but my disadvantage is: I am not very handsome.

4: What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!

5: Others pretend to be good, but I have to pretend to be experienced

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6: I am a fat person, not a rough person

7: If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach level 4!

8: If the sun doesn’t come out,...