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A beautiful female colleague got up late one day and rushed to the company before putting on makeup … that day was recorded as absenteeism … absenteeism …
Yesterday, my wife and I sat on the sofa and watched Jiangsu Satellite TV's If You Are the One with relish. My son suddenly came home, watched TV and suddenly shouted, "What's so good about this prostitute market?" ……
A colleague in the office asked the financial girl, does your bank account have online banking? Financial report: I have money in my hand, money in my hand, money in my hand ... dozens of people in the office freeze for a few seconds and laugh! Actually, she wanted to say mobile banking.
Once a guest came to my house and took them to eat in northern Fujian. I passed a place called "renhe town", and a quiet fellow villager suddenly shouted: "Chongqing people are so fierce, and they still have German dogs!" . I choked my pants while drinking water, and instantly petrified in the direction of his fingers ... a low-key but eye-catching brand: "Chongqing people and German shepherd breeding base".
The word "special efforts", after thinking about it, only achieved the first four.
One day, a rabbit unfortunately fell into the box and came out as a duck. Do you know why? Because there is a transformer in the box.
The reporter interviewed an old lady! The reporter asked: "What do you think of setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" Grandma: "What else can you see? Is to climb the window to see ... "
Once upon a time, there were several bread sellers. One was called Langlang brand bread, the other was called Tengteng brand bread, the other was called Soso brand bread, and the other was called Yiyi brand bread. The competition between brands is fierce. Suddenly one day, Langlang brand bread was renamed, and several other brands were instantly petrified. So it's called bread card bread …
There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~! The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~! The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ... The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Laozi is kiwi fruit ~
A female star walked into a shoe store and tried on some shoes that didn't fit her. The boss squatted down to measure her feet himself.
The female star is nearsighted. Seeing the boss's bald head, she thought her knees were exposed, so she covered them with a skirt. However, she immediately heard the boss's low cry: "What a jerk, the power is out again."
Once upon a time, there was a bean. His wife went out of the wall and he became a mung bean. One day, he committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean. It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans; He escaped the disaster and realized that he had joined the AV industry and became a edamame. Later, he saw through the world, resolutely came out, and finally became a curved (pea) bean …
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