Ancient scribbled joke stories

I just saw one in a magazine today. It's not ancient, but it's funny. Type out word by word from memory for everyone to enjoy.

The Jade Emperor was furious and shouted, "Pull the thunder Lord up!"

Lei Gong was pulled up, and the Jade Emperor ran away, grabbing things around him and throwing them at Lei Gong: "Bold Lei Gong, who gave courage, dared to chop down tens of thousands of thunder in XX County in the lower bound, and countless people were killed and injured in the lower bound. Somebody help me and throw him into this world. "

Just when tripterygium wilfordii wanted to make any noise, he was smashed by the jade emperor with his maid-in-waiting, and then he was beaten by a god and thrown down where Tian Peng Yuan Shuai threw it. All the immortals only heard: "Ah-"

Before Lei Gong finished saying "Ah", Taibai Venus ran all the way in and shouted, "Your Majesty, Lei Gong is wronged!"

The jade emperor was furious and wanted to throw something at Taibai Venus, but there was nothing to throw, so he took off his boots and threw it over: "Dare to plead with Venus!" " "

Venus dodged his boots and bullets, took off his gas mask and said, "No! Your Majesty, do you remember yesterday when you wanted to see the Six In the snow and give the imperial edict you wrote to Xing Jun on duty? "

The jade emperor stopped to untie his shoelaces, recalled, remembered and nodded.

Venus took a large piece of yellow paper from her pocket and handed it over: "Please read it."

When the Jade Emperor looked at it, he saw a big barrel written on the paper: "I ordered XX County to thunder five feet and seven inches today, and there must be no mistakes. Those who disobey orders will be beheaded! ! ! ! "