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The story of uncle Lian Zhuang

? A long time ago, there was a market called Shipantun in Sanli, northwest of Neihuang County, Henan Province. In the past, every market town had four gates, east, west, north and south; This village is just over a mile outside the East Gate, but it is a small village with only 500 people.

? Because the village is small and doesn't go out often, it makes a lot of jokes. Listen to me one by one, for the first time: Sir Zhong, please God.

In neighboring provinces such as Henan, Hebei and Shandong. People love to invite gods on holidays, such as hanging gods in the main hall (Jade Emperor) or seventy-two gods. It is also a folk custom, but it is actually a superstition. Hanging a new god is called asking God, and what was burned last year is called sending God.

? One day, a small businessman passed by his village. When he saw that his second uncle was idle, he said, "The Spring Festival is coming soon. Have you invited God? " ? Uncle didn't know what it was, so the man said it was a god, a great god thousands of years ago. There are sales on the set; Please hang it on the wall, put some offerings, burn incense and kowtow for the safety of the whole family, and then he left.

? The second uncle thought, how much money can keep the family safe is worth it; Please, please. The next day, he came to McKee and looked around. I thought about what God is, but I was afraid to ask people about his ignorance. At this time, someone just bought a turtle (old turtle) and was held while looking at the old turtle. He shouted, "God!