A collection of dirty love stories and dirty jokes.

1. You know, it is just like my missing you, it is never-ending and never repeated.

2. Before I met you, I never thought about getting married. After meeting you, I never thought about getting married.

3. Is *** urging you to find a partner again? Look at your arrogant temper, your willful look, and your taste in dressing. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, I've fallen in love with you anyway.

4. Hey, are you thinking of any vulgar things in your head? It’s indecent.

5. I fell in love with you when I saw you and you smiled because you knew.

6. The sweetest one word is "good", two words is "come here", three words is "kiss", four words is "my princess", and five words is "I love you the most".

7. I wish I could be your old soul friend, no need for tears, no burden, just companionship.

8. My dear, I am here for an interview. Interview for what? Interview your girlfriend.

9. After meeting you, life is no longer difficult. The streets and the night breeze are all sweet.

10. Never mentioning that I love you is not that I don’t love you, but that I love you very much, but I can’t love you anymore.

11. Don’t be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stamp my feet, and roll on the ground for you to hug.

12. They say that Shanghai is the deepest, clean and transparent place in the world. I think that’s because they have never seen your eyes.

13. You and I are like two children, surrounding a mysterious jam jar, tasting it bit by bit to see how much sweetness is inside.

14. If life is just like the first time we met, why is the autumn wind sad to draw a fan?

15. Your smile is without wine, but I am as drunk as a dog.

16. There are only three lines in my love letter to you. I will spend my whole life making up for the rest of the romance.

17. You are afraid, I am afraid, I haven’t said what I am afraid of yet, I am afraid of everything about you.

18. Let me make you a cup of tea with my own hands, add a piece of rock sugar, and then inject a passion, and melt my love into the tea bit by bit.

19. I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow. The same is true every day. I like you because your eyebrows and eyes are not good enough, and your temper is not good enough. It’s not that you are not good enough.

20. Your smile looks sweet but tastes salty.

21. When I was a child, I wanted to be a scientist. When I grow up, I want to be an artist. Now, I just want to go to your house.

22. The butterfly is me, I am the butterfly.

23. The furthest distance is when I am in front of you but you don’t know that I love you; the furthest distance is when I love you but can’t accompany you!

24. If you have a boyfriend, I have only one love rival. If you don’t have a boyfriend, the whole world will be my rival.

25. Do you know that they complement each other? Just like your beauty, temperament and character.

26. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

27. Do you know why there is no wife in the wife cake? It’s because you are here with me.

28. My world does not allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

29. Because of you, the world becomes beautiful; because of you, life has meaning; because of you, everything is sweet. I love you! I will always be with you in this life.

30. Days pass by in different spaces, and thoughts come at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

31. I don’t know the direction of the future, but it’s probably where you are.

32. After meeting you, I just want to become one kind of person. Who? your people.

33. Your sweet smile is like a glass of fine wine that has been collected for many years. Just one sip is enough to make me want to stop.

34. It is said that people have 206 bones. When the wind lifts your skirt, I have 207 bones.

35. You are like this rose. I only picked you out of ten thousand. I am honored to fall in love with you.

36. When I am with you, I have never envied anyone.

37. With a beautiful person like you, I have nothing else to talk about except falling in love with you.

38. In fact, there is no pain in the world, I just miss you.

39. I must have eaten too much salt, otherwise I would miss you all the time.

40. I loved you very much yesterday, but I don’t want to love you anymore today, but when I woke up, I found that you are still my favorite.

41. Do you know what my biggest shortcoming is? It's your fault.

42. I want to plunge into your arms, smell the familiar smell on your body, and tell you the grievances I have felt these days and that I miss you very much.

43. I will not accept any bribe except for the beauty of the girl.

44. This is a bow and arrow, this is a rocket, you are my sweetmeat.

45. I thought about it later, if I don’t delay you, someone else will delay you, so I am not willing to do it, so I will delay you.

46. I am sick. I don’t know why I always want to marry you home.

47. I want to spend time with you day and night, uh-huh and ah-ah.

48. Do you have a boyfriend? If you don't have me, do you want one? If so, do you want to replace it with another one?

49. Do you know there are two cute things about me? One is that I am cute, the other is that I am cute with you.

50. I can’t fall asleep when I want to sleep. All I can think about is you and what it will be like when I marry you in the future, so I can’t fall asleep.

51. Let me teach you a way to lose weight quickly. Put your heart in me.

52. What is ignorance? I just don’t quite understand it.

53. I don’t know how to flirt, because love is not flirting.

54. Baby, you are lost somewhere, I will find you!

55. Your good night every day makes me sleep so soundly, as if I would sleep next to you until I wake up naturally one day!

56. It’s fake to want to drink with you, but it’s true to want to be drunk in your heart for the rest of my life.

57. Having you in my dreams is extremely sweet; having you in my heart is extremely fulfilling; having you by my side is extremely happy.

58. If there are 1,000 steps between us, you only need to take the first step, and I will walk to you for the remaining 999 steps.

59. When we meet on a narrow road, the brave will win. Gentleness is only given to the one you love.

60. I want to give you all the hope and light to save you from sadness and give you the courage to brave the distance.

61. I may not feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are mine.

62. The man on Mo is like jade, and the young master is unparalleled in the world.

63. There are many ways to be happy, the most direct is to see you.

64. I can stay up late with you, and I will also advise you to go to bed early.