Xiehouyu is very funny.

Xiehouyu is very funny. They are our folk words, which can better reflect the cultural heritage of our country. Many two-part allegorical sayings contain the cultural essence of five thousand years. What do you know about two-part allegorical sayings? Let's see which ones are very humorous. The following is a two-part allegorical saying.

Two-part allegorical saying is funny: 1 1. Meat buns hit dogs-there is no return.

2, the stone in the cesspit-smelly and hard

3, lost watermelon to pick up sesame seeds-penny wise and pound foolish.

4, lamp oil dry burning heart (core)

5. Toad jumps into the well-I don't understand (boom)

6, good mud makes a good stove-good intentions are not rewarded.

7. Sprinkle salt into the oil pan-it exploded.

8, Confucius inkstone-the heart is too dark

9. Shen Zhi became a monk-no attachments.

10, the clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect itself.

1 1, overlord toast-do it or not.

12, winter melon skin as retort pouch-undisputed (steamed)

13, scissors are further hung on the pole head of 100 feet-Gao Cai (scissors)

14, the big fat man grabs the week-the villain gets it.

15, buried with an empty coffin-no one is in the eye (tomb)

16, scorpion and tiger lift the curtain-show some hands.

17, kick over kerosene stove-dismissed (fire)

18, wooden fish in the temple-knock at will

19, puppet tears-hypocrisy

20, driving ducks to the shelves-thankless.

2 1, ants chew bones-take your time

22. Wipe your ass-at all costs

23. When I saw a camel, I said that the horse was swollen-rare and strange.

24, monks don't eat tofu-strange (Zhai)

To be smart to his father is to be smart to his brother-smarter.

26. A thief met a robber-it was a coincidence.

27. The blind man found an eye-it happened.

28. The old lady eats persimmons-pick the soft ones.

29, carrying eight sides to find nine sides-never seen the world (10)

30. Bodhisattva in the land temple-I have never seen Daxiang.

3 1, Pigs in Bamboo Cages-Exposing Topics (Hooves)

32. Suzhou Toad-Difficult (South Toad)

33. Steam the empty cage with boiling water-do not dispute (steam) the steamed bread for a breath.

34. The lame man on the kang-move on.

35. When a witch is a ghost-two heads come forward to pretend to be a good person.

36, long tail scorpion-full of poisonous water

37. Crows can't get into the Phoenix-it's too dark.

38, eel tail-sharp (rape) and slippery.

39. A tiger becomes a monk-a man with a face and a beast's heart

40, sugar mouth knife heart honey belly sword

4 1, white sugar wrapped in arsenic-poison in it

42, the old fat pig slaughter-take knife goods.

43, heifer sees a doctor-cow force is broken.

44. Take off your pants and drive the tiger away-shameless and deadly.

45, with an abacus into the coffin-dead.

46, eat popsicles and pull popsicles-nothing to say (change)

47. Speak without lights-speak slang

48. Borrow a dime or a dime-there's no difference.

49, the mouse fell into Tanqueray-fashionable.

50. Eat jiaozi without stuffing-adjust (pick) the skin.

Funny 2 sows wear bras-one set after another

The stone in the henhouse.-asshole

A straw bag full of cows' bellies

100 degrees of water-get out of here

A Niu's younger brother-Niu B.

You are good at playing mahjong, aren't you? You are good at fencing.

Growing up drinking essential balm-cynicism.

Burning newspapers on graves-bluffing

Flies gather honey-pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity

Eat fish often-you like to be picky about food.

Possessed by a plastic bag-so it can hold.

Keep the chicken in the cowshed-it's a big shelf.

Talking and telling stories on the plane-empty talk

The dung beetle moved.-fuck off.

Blind people are wandering in the street-they are arrogant.

Ask pockmarked for advice-many ideas

Blind people buy horns-nonsense

Mosquitoes fart-stingy

Mosquitoes yawn-a lot of breathing

A cucumber is born-it's not enough.

Crows are black the world over.