Humorous sentences describing high-speed traffic jams

A sentence describing the humor of traffic jams is as follows:

1, still hiding half a face behind the guitar in front of us, forgetting to bring instant noodles in the car.

2, traffic jams are not terrible, the terrible thing is that urinating is uncomfortable.

3, the house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

Every time I get stuck in a traffic jam, I'm calm. It's no use worrying. Might as well listen to music.

6, people in the road, you are so blocked, you are so blocked, you are so blocked, it is too difficult for me.

7. Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence? Leave home and go home!

8, the taillights are red everywhere, and the ears are full of thorns. It's too late to worry, and my head is like thunder.

9, traffic jam, also known as calories.

10, since God has given talents, let them find jobs! Don't move for an hour.