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What are the easy and funny opening remarks?

As follows:

1. If you don't want to answer the phone, just say so, and don't let China Mobile apologize for you.

2. Stop playing the glory of the king and dance in the square, otherwise you will only play games with the ugly old man and won't come out to see the handsome old man.

3. "What if your eyes are full? What about being affectionate and single-minded? In the end, you won't be disappointed. In this rampant era, deep affection is just a joke. "

4. Girls should never run for joy. A close call. If you meet a barbecue stall, it's over.

5, break up, break up, you can't afford to lick my chicken at Ant Manor?

6. "It's hypocritical to let bygones be bygones. I don't really care. I like to turn over and turn over people. "

7. It is raining in your city. Do you have an umbrella? If not, please rain harder.

8. If life deceives you, please pick up the beauty camera to deceive life.

9. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I look so good. I'm afraid others will not see it.

10, a beautiful woman was in front of me just now. We met for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

1 1, don't call the baby in the future, I don't know if it's a treasure or a reserve.

12. This time, I will teach you a very practical life skill: take your left foot first, then your right foot, and you can walk. Next time, I will teach you how to breathe.

13, "I thought chatting with many people would not bother me if I didn't reply to the message. As a result, no one returned to me. "

14, "If he really wants to protect you, why isn't he the security guard downstairs?"

15, "It's not that I love staying up late, but that I need my bright star in the dark."